NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service (2003-2011)
The agents of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, led by Special Agent Gibbs, fight crime and terrorism in this excellent TV series.
"Geez McGee?! What?! Are you on some sort of anti-nun crusade here?!"
from the episode "Shalom"
Abby Sciuto:"Geez McGee?! What?! Are you on some sort of anti-nun crusade here?!"
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"Lunch with the boss on your first day. You're destined for stars on those shoulders commander."
from the episode "Yankee White"
Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"Lunch with the boss on your first day. You're destined for stars on those shoulders commander."
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"Um, I'm not exactly the type that would do well in prison guys." Agent Tony DiNozzo:"No one is going to think any less of you if you want out Palmer." Jimmy Palmer:"Really?" Agent Tony DiNozzo:"Well no, they probably would, at least I know I would." Jimmy Palmer:"Alright then, I want a code name, something cool sounding."
from the episode "Shalom"
Jimmy Palmer:"Um, I'm not exactly the type that would do well in prison guys."
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"No one is going to think any less of you if you want out Palmer."
Jimmy Palmer:"Really?"
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"Well no, they probably would, at least I know I would."
Jimmy Palmer:"Alright then, I want a code name, something cool sounding."
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"No one is going to think any less of you if you want out Palmer."
Jimmy Palmer:"Really?"
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"Well no, they probably would, at least I know I would."
Jimmy Palmer:"Alright then, I want a code name, something cool sounding."
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"Boy that knock to the head must of been harder then I thought because I'm saying crazy things that I don't even understand."
from the episode "Faking It"
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"Boy that knock to the head must of been harder then I thought because I'm saying crazy things that I don't even understand."
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"Danger, intrigue, a damsel in distress. I'm actually looking forward to it."
from the episode "Shalom"
Doctor Ducky Mallard:"Danger, intrigue, a damsel in distress. I'm actually looking forward to it."
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"Is there a reason why you always have to drive?" Agent Tony DiNozzo:"I could say its because I'm the Senior Field Agent but mostly because I want to live."
from the episode "Singled Out"
Agent Ziva David:"Is there a reason why you always have to drive?"
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"I could say its because I'm the Senior Field Agent but mostly because I want to live."
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"I could say its because I'm the Senior Field Agent but mostly because I want to live."
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"In your own words, the difference between ethics and morals." Doctor Ducky Mallard:"Well the ethical man knows he shouldn't cheat on his wife, whereas the moral man actually wouldn't."
Jimmy Palmer:"In your own words, the difference between ethics and morals."
Doctor Ducky Mallard:"Well the ethical man knows he shouldn't cheat on his wife, whereas the moral man actually wouldn't."
Doctor Ducky Mallard:"Well the ethical man knows he shouldn't cheat on his wife, whereas the moral man actually wouldn't."
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"Ok, I earned my jockstrap!" Agent Jethro Gibbs:"Yeah? Does it ever give you that empty feeling?" Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"What?" Agent Jethro Gibbs:"Your jockstrap." Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"No. Like some species of frogs, I grow what I need."
from the episode "Yankee White"
Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"Ok, I earned my jockstrap!"
Agent Jethro Gibbs:"Yeah? Does it ever give you that empty feeling?"
Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"What?"
Agent Jethro Gibbs:"Your jockstrap."
Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"No. Like some species of frogs, I grow what I need."
Agent Jethro Gibbs:"Yeah? Does it ever give you that empty feeling?"
Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"What?"
Agent Jethro Gibbs:"Your jockstrap."
Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"No. Like some species of frogs, I grow what I need."
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"You do realize..." Agent Michelle Lee:"You can kill me without leaving any forensic evidence behind? Yeah you mentioned that."
Abby Sciuto:"You do realize..."
Agent Michelle Lee:"You can kill me without leaving any forensic evidence behind? Yeah you mentioned that."
Agent Michelle Lee:"You can kill me without leaving any forensic evidence behind? Yeah you mentioned that."
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"I have much to learn still Master."
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"I have much to learn still Master."
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"Nature always proves to be a far more elusive and powerful killer then man."
from the episode "Yankee White"
Doctor Ducky Mallard:"Nature always proves to be a far more elusive and powerful killer then man."
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"NCIS, never heard of it." Agent Tony DiNozzo:"That's embarrassing." Officer:"NCIS anything like CSI?" Agent Tony DiNozzo:"Only if your dyslexic."
from the episode "Yankee White"
Officer:"NCIS, never heard of it."
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"That's embarrassing."
Officer:"NCIS anything like CSI?"
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"Only if your dyslexic."
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"That's embarrassing."
Officer:"NCIS anything like CSI?"
Agent Tony DiNozzo:"Only if your dyslexic."
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"Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it!"
from the episode "Singled Out"
Agent Ziva David:"Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it!"
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"Have you ever worked a crime scene Agent Todd?" Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"I am a Secret Service agent." Agent Jethro Gibbs:"I thought not."
from the episode "Yankee White"
Agent Jethro Gibbs:"Have you ever worked a crime scene Agent Todd?"
Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"I am a Secret Service agent."
Agent Jethro Gibbs:"I thought not."
Agent Caitlin (Kate) Todd:"I am a Secret Service agent."
Agent Jethro Gibbs:"I thought not."
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Naval Criminal Investigative Service Theme music song
NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service Theme music song
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