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The Princess Bride (1987)

"As you wish."

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Grandpa:"As you wish."

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"It's not that bad. Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely."

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Westley:"It's not that bad. Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely."

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"I knew it! I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing."

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Prince Humperdinck:"I knew it! I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing."

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"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line'! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha."

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Vizzini:"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line'! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha."

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"Boo! Boo! Boo!"

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The Ancient Booer:"Boo! Boo! Boo!"

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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

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Westley:"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

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"Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad." Fezzik:"I'm on the Brute Squad." Miracle Max:"You are the Brute Squad!"

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Miracle Max:"Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad."
Fezzik:"I'm on the Brute Squad."
Miracle Max:"You are the Brute Squad!"

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"Bye bye boys!" Miracle Max:"Have fun storming the castle!" Valerie:"Think it will work?" Miracle Max:"It would take a miracle." Miracle Max & Valerie:"Bye bye!"

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Valerie:"Bye bye boys!"
Miracle Max:"Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie:"Think it will work?"
Miracle Max:"It would take a miracle."
Miracle Max & Valerie:"Bye bye!"

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"You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth!"

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Princess Buttercup:"You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth!"

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"We need a miracle, it's very important." Miracle Max:"Look, I'm retired. Besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you want to make the miracle." Inigo Montoya:"He's already dead." Miracle Max:"He is huh, I'll take a look."

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Inigo Montoya:"We need a miracle, it's very important."
Miracle Max:"Look, I'm retired. Besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you want to make the miracle."
Inigo Montoya:"He's already dead."
Miracle Max:"He is huh, I'll take a look."

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." Westley:"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die."

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Inigo Montoya:"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley:"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die."

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"Where am I?" The Albino:"The Pit of Despair! don't even think agh uhagh uhagh. Don't even think about trying to escape."

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Westley:"Where am I?"
The Albino:"The Pit of Despair! don't even think agh uhagh uhagh. Don't even think about trying to escape."

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"It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise."

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Fezzik:"It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise."

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"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

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Inigo Montoya:"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

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"Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning."

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Princess Buttercup:"Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning."

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"Give us the gate key." Yellin:"I have no gate key." Inigo Montoya:"Fezzik, tear his arms off." Yellin:"Oh, you mean this gate key."

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Westley:"Give us the gate key."
Yellin:"I have no gate key."
Inigo Montoya:"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Yellin:"Oh, you mean this gate key."

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Miracle Max's little jig when he accepts the job

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Miracle Max's little jig when he accepts the job

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"Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything."

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Count Rugen:"Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything."

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"Inconceivable!"

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Vizzini:"Inconceivable!"

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"You'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

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Westley:"You'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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Inigo Montoya:"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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"They're kissing again. Do we have to hear the kissing part?"

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The Grandson:"They're kissing again. Do we have to hear the kissing part?"

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"Is this a kissing book?"

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The Grandson:"Is this a kissing book?"

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"Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. Marriage, that blessed arrangement. That dream within a dream."

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The Impressive Clergyman:"Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. Marriage, that blessed arrangement. That dream within a dream."

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"True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that."

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Miracle Max:"True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that."

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"I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains." Westley:"You're that smart?" Vizzini:"Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?" Westley:"Yes." Vizzini:"Morons."

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Vizzini:"I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains."
Westley:"You're that smart?"
Vizzini:"Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
Westley:"Yes."
Vizzini:"Morons."

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"You mock my pain!" Westley:"Life is pain highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something."

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Princess Buttercup:"You mock my pain!"
Westley:"Life is pain highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something."

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"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"

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Inigo Montoya:"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"

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"What are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too." Princess Buttercup:"Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?" Westley:"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

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Westley:"What are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too."
Princess Buttercup:"Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?"
Westley:"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

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"So bow down to her if you want, bow to her! Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence! Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!"

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The Ancient Booer:"So bow down to her if you want, bow to her! Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence! Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!"

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"Are you coming down into the pit? Wesley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the machine tonight." Prince Humperdinck:"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped."

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Count Rugen:"Are you coming down into the pit? Wesley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the machine tonight."
Prince Humperdinck:"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped."

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"To the death!" Westley:"No! To the pain!" Prince Humperdinck:"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase." Westley:"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon." Prince Humperdinck:"That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me." Westley:"It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose." Prince Humperdinck:"And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight." Westley:"I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right." Prince Humperdinck:"And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it." Westley:"Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing', will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."

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Prince Humperdinck:"To the death!"
Westley:"No! To the pain!"
Prince Humperdinck:"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase."
Westley:"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
Prince Humperdinck:"That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me."
Westley:"It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose."
Prince Humperdinck:"And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight."
Westley:"I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right."
Prince Humperdinck:"And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it."
Westley:"Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing', will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."

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"And love, true love will follow you forever."

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The Impressive Clergyman:"And love, true love will follow you forever."

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"Liar! Liar! Liar!" Miracle Max:"Get back, witch!" Valerie:"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more!" Miracle Max:"You never had it so good!"

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Valerie:"Liar! Liar! Liar!"
Miracle Max:"Get back, witch!"
Valerie:"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more!"
Miracle Max:"You never had it so good!"

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"Simply incredible. You've been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. How marvelous."

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Count Rugen:"Simply incredible. You've been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. How marvelous."

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