The Office (2005-2011)
"Cage matches? Yeah they work, how could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage."
from the episode "Conflict Resolution"
Michael Scott:"Cage matches? Yeah they work, how could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage."
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"I regret my actions. I regret offending my co-workers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness. Open-mindedness? Is that even a word? Umm, into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed Daffy Duck."
from the episode "Diversity Day"
Michael Scott:"I regret my actions. I regret offending my co-workers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness. Open-mindedness? Is that even a word? Umm, into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed Daffy Duck."
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"Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
from the episode "Conflict Resolution"
Dwight Schrute:"Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
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"I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."
from the episode "The Alliance"
Pam Beesly:"I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."
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"This is a simple acronym, HERO. At Diversity Today, we believe that it is very easy to be a hero. All you need is honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness." Dwight Schrute:"Excuse me." Mr Brown:"Yeah." Dwight Schrute:"I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero." Mr Brown:"Oh great, well what is a hero to you?" Dwight Schrute:"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm." Mr Brown:"Ok." Dwight Schrute:"A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged." Mr Brown:"Ok, you're thinking of a superhero." Dwight Schrute:"We all have a hero in our heart."
from the episode "Diversity Day"
Mr Brown:"This is a simple acronym, HERO. At Diversity Today, we believe that it is very easy to be a hero. All you need is honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness."
Dwight Schrute:"Excuse me."
Mr Brown:"Yeah."
Dwight Schrute:"I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero."
Mr Brown:"Oh great, well what is a hero to you?"
Dwight Schrute:"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm."
Mr Brown:"Ok."
Dwight Schrute:"A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged."
Mr Brown:"Ok, you're thinking of a superhero."
Dwight Schrute:"We all have a hero in our heart."
Dwight Schrute:"Excuse me."
Mr Brown:"Yeah."
Dwight Schrute:"I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero."
Mr Brown:"Oh great, well what is a hero to you?"
Dwight Schrute:"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm."
Mr Brown:"Ok."
Dwight Schrute:"A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged."
Mr Brown:"Ok, you're thinking of a superhero."
Dwight Schrute:"We all have a hero in our heart."
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"All right! Who did this?! I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it so I can punish them."
from the episode "Health Care"
Dwight Schrute:"All right! Who did this?! I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it so I can punish them."
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"That's what she said!"
from the episode "Dwight's Speech"
Michael Scott:"That's what she said!"
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"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."
from the episode "Conflict Resolution"
Dwight Schrute:"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."
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Theme song to The Office
Theme song to The Office
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"People say, 'Oh it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace'. Well I say, 'it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, then by a stranger on purpose."
from the episode "Survivorman"
Dwight Schrute:"People say, 'Oh it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace'. Well I say, 'it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, then by a stranger on purpose."
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"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is 'Oww, I hurt my leg. I can't run.' A lion eats me, and I'm dead."
from the episode "Health Care"
Dwight Schrute:"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is 'Oww, I hurt my leg. I can't run.' A lion eats me, and I'm dead."
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