Mean Girls (2004)
"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, and listen to awesome music, and just soak up each others awesomeness?"
Janis:"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, and listen to awesome music, and just soak up each others awesomeness?"
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"Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking, 'Did someone get shot?'. I ought to cancel your Spring Fling! Now I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ."
Mr. Duvall:"Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking, 'Did someone get shot?'. I ought to cancel your Spring Fling! Now I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ."
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"You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski." Gretchen:"Okay, you did not just say that." Karen:"What? He's a good kisser." Gretchen:"He's your cousin." Karen:"Yeah, but he's my first cousin." Gretchen:"Right." Karen:"So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins." Gretchen:"No, honey." Karen:"That's not right, is it?" Gretchen:"That is so not right."
Karen:"You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski."
Gretchen:"Okay, you did not just say that."
Karen:"What? He's a good kisser."
Gretchen:"He's your cousin."
Karen:"Yeah, but he's my first cousin."
Gretchen:"Right."
Karen:"So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins."
Gretchen:"No, honey."
Karen:"That's not right, is it?"
Gretchen:"That is so not right."
Gretchen:"Okay, you did not just say that."
Karen:"What? He's a good kisser."
Gretchen:"He's your cousin."
Karen:"Yeah, but he's my first cousin."
Gretchen:"Right."
Karen:"So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins."
Gretchen:"No, honey."
Karen:"That's not right, is it?"
Gretchen:"That is so not right."
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"There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it." Damian:"Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit?"
Janis:"There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."
Damian:"Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit?"
Damian:"Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit?"
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"It's so fetch." Cady Heron:"What's fetch?" Karen:"Oh, it's like slang, from England."
Gretchen:"It's so fetch."
Cady Heron:"What's fetch?"
Karen:"Oh, it's like slang, from England."
Cady Heron:"What's fetch?"
Karen:"Oh, it's like slang, from England."
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"Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night!" Secretary Joan:"We can't keep them past four." Mr. Duvall:"I will keep you here until four!"
Mr. Duvall:"Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night!"
Secretary Joan:"We can't keep them past four."
Mr. Duvall:"I will keep you here until four!"
Secretary Joan:"We can't keep them past four."
Mr. Duvall:"I will keep you here until four!"
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"Um, is there alcohol in this?" Mrs. George:"Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
Cady Heron:"Um, is there alcohol in this?"
Mrs. George:"Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
Mrs. George:"Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
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"What are you?" Karen:"I'm a mouse. Duh!"
Gretchen:"What are you?"
Karen:"I'm a mouse. Duh!"
Karen:"I'm a mouse. Duh!"
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"In the name of all that is holy, would you look at Karen Smith's gym clothes!" Janis:"Of course all the Plastics are in the same gym class" Cady Haron:"Who are the Plastics?" Damian:"They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover." Janis:"That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year." Damian:"She asked me how to spell orange." Janis:"That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners." Damian:"She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel." Janis:"Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone." Damian:"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets." Janis:"And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that." Damian:"She's the queen bee, the star. Those other two are just her little workers."
Damian:"In the name of all that is holy, would you look at Karen Smith's gym clothes!"
Janis:"Of course all the Plastics are in the same gym class"
Cady Haron:"Who are the Plastics?"
Damian:"They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover."
Janis:"That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year."
Damian:"She asked me how to spell orange."
Janis:"That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners."
Damian:"She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel."
Janis:"Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone."
Damian:"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
Janis:"And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that."
Damian:"She's the queen bee, the star. Those other two are just her little workers."
Janis:"Of course all the Plastics are in the same gym class"
Cady Haron:"Who are the Plastics?"
Damian:"They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover."
Janis:"That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year."
Damian:"She asked me how to spell orange."
Janis:"That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners."
Damian:"She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel."
Janis:"Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone."
Damian:"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
Janis:"And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that."
Damian:"She's the queen bee, the star. Those other two are just her little workers."
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"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."
Gretchen:"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."
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"You're like really pretty." Cady Heron:"Thank you." Regina George:"So you agree?" Cady Heron:"What?" Regina George:"You think you're really pretty?" Cady Heron:"Oh, I don't know."
Regina George:"You're like really pretty."
Cady Heron:"Thank you."
Regina George:"So you agree?"
Cady Heron:"What?"
Regina George:"You think you're really pretty?"
Cady Heron:"Oh, I don't know."
Cady Heron:"Thank you."
Regina George:"So you agree?"
Cady Heron:"What?"
Regina George:"You think you're really pretty?"
Cady Heron:"Oh, I don't know."
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"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals." Boys:"Amen!"
Boy:"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."
Boys:"Amen!"
Boys:"Amen!"
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"This is your room?" Regina George:"It was my parent's room, but I made them trade me."
Cady Heron:"This is your room?"
Regina George:"It was my parent's room, but I made them trade me."
Regina George:"It was my parent's room, but I made them trade me."
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"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, promise? Ok, everybody take some rubbers."
Coach Carr:"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, promise? Ok, everybody take some rubbers."
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"Get in loser, we're going shopping."
Regina George:"Get in loser, we're going shopping."
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"Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?" Lea Edwards:"It was my mom's in the 80's." Regina George:"Vintage, so adorable." Lea Edwards:"Thanks." Regina George:"That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen."
Regina George:"Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?"
Lea Edwards:"It was my mom's in the 80's."
Regina George:"Vintage, so adorable."
Lea Edwards:"Thanks."
Regina George:"That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen."
Lea Edwards:"It was my mom's in the 80's."
Regina George:"Vintage, so adorable."
Lea Edwards:"Thanks."
Regina George:"That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen."
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"In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
Cady Heron:"In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
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"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes and Nobles. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now."
Karen:"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes and Nobles. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now."
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"I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him." Karen:"Do you wanna do something fun? You wanna go to taco bell?" Regina George:"I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all carb diet. God Karen you're so stupid!" Karen:"Regina, wait! Talk to me!" Regina George:"Nobody understands me!" Cady Heron:"You're not stupid Karen." Karen:"No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!" Cady Heron:"Well, there must be something you're good at." Karen:"I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?" Cady Heron:"No. That's ok. Anything else?" Karen:"I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense." Cady Heron:"What do you mean?" Karen:"It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain." Cady Heron:"Really? That's amazing." Karen:"Well, they can tell when it's raining."
Regina George:"I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him."
Karen:"Do you wanna do something fun? You wanna go to taco bell?"
Regina George:"I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all carb diet. God Karen you're so stupid!"
Karen:"Regina, wait! Talk to me!"
Regina George:"Nobody understands me!"
Cady Heron:"You're not stupid Karen."
Karen:"No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!"
Cady Heron:"Well, there must be something you're good at."
Karen:"I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?"
Cady Heron:"No. That's ok. Anything else?"
Karen:"I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense."
Cady Heron:"What do you mean?"
Karen:"It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
Cady Heron:"Really? That's amazing."
Karen:"Well, they can tell when it's raining."
Karen:"Do you wanna do something fun? You wanna go to taco bell?"
Regina George:"I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all carb diet. God Karen you're so stupid!"
Karen:"Regina, wait! Talk to me!"
Regina George:"Nobody understands me!"
Cady Heron:"You're not stupid Karen."
Karen:"No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!"
Cady Heron:"Well, there must be something you're good at."
Karen:"I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?"
Cady Heron:"No. That's ok. Anything else?"
Karen:"I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense."
Cady Heron:"What do you mean?"
Karen:"It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
Cady Heron:"Really? That's amazing."
Karen:"Well, they can tell when it's raining."
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"Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."
Janis:"Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."
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"So if you're from Africa, why are you white?" Gretchen:"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
Karen:"So if you're from Africa, why are you white?"
Gretchen:"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
Gretchen:"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
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