Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves."
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"Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college."
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"I thought you said you were done making weapons."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"It isn't. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless."
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Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I didn't expect that."
Pepper Potts:"I thought you said you were done making weapons." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"It isn't. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless." Explosion Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I didn't expect that."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
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"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"
Pepper Potts:"Tears of joy. I hate job hunting."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Yeah, vacations over."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?" Pepper Potts:"Tears of joy. I hate job hunting." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Yeah, vacations over."
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Mechanized voice saying "I am Iron Man!" - From the end of the Iron Man teaser Trailer
Mechanized voice saying "I am Iron Man!" - From the end of the Iron Man teaser Trailer
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"Iron Man? That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit is a gold titanium alloy, but its kind of provocative, the imagery anyway."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Iron Man? That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit is a gold titanium alloy, but its kind of provocative, the imagery anyway."
"Mister Stark?"
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Yeah?"
Agent Phil Coulson:"Agent Coulson."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy from the uh..."
Agent Phil Coulson:"Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Phew! God, you need a new name for that."
Agent Phil Coulson:"Yeah, I hear that a lot."
Agent Phil Coulson:"Mister Stark?" Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Yeah?" Agent Phil Coulson:"Agent Coulson." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy from the uh..." Agent Phil Coulson:"Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Phew! God, you need a new name for that." Agent Phil Coulson:"Yeah, I hear that a lot."
Pepper Potts:"I would like a vodka martini please, very dry with olives. A lot of olives. Like at least three olives."
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"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?"
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."
Christine Everheart:"And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?"
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"That's not bad."
Christine Everheart:"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?" Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint." Christine Everheart:"And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?" Tony Stark (Iron Man):"That's not bad."
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"Yeah peace! I love peace. I'd be out of a job with peace."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Yeah peace! I love peace. I'd be out of a job with peace."
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"What, you got plans?"
Pepper Potts:"As a matter of fact I do."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I don't like it when you have plans."
Pepper Potts:"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"It's your birthday?"
Pepper Potts:"Yes."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I knew that. Already?"
Pepper Potts:"Yeah, isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Well, get yourself something nice from me."
Pepper Potts:"I already did."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"And?"
Pepper Potts:"Oh it was very nice. Very tasteful. Thank you Mr. Stark."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"You're welcome Miss Potts.
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"What, you got plans?" Pepper Potts:"As a matter of fact I do." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I don't like it when you have plans." Pepper Potts:"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"It's your birthday?" Pepper Potts:"Yes." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I knew that. Already?" Pepper Potts:"Yeah, isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Well, get yourself something nice from me." Pepper Potts:"I already did." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"And?" Pepper Potts:"Oh it was very nice. Very tasteful. Thank you Mr. Stark." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"You're welcome Miss Potts.
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"Let me guess. Berkeley?"
Christine Everheart:"Brown actually."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Well, Miss Brown, it's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals."
Christine Everheart:"Rehearse that much?"
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime."
Christine Everheart:"I can see that."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I'd like to show you firsthand."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Let me guess. Berkeley?" Christine Everheart:"Brown actually." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Well, Miss Brown, it's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals." Christine Everheart:"Rehearse that much?" Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime." Christine Everheart:"I can see that." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I'd like to show you firsthand."
Christine Everheart:"You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?" Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I'm prepared to lose a few with you."
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"I feel like you're driving me to a court martial. This is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're going to pull over and snuff me. What? You're not allowed to talk?"
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I feel like you're driving me to a court martial. This is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're going to pull over and snuff me. What? You're not allowed to talk?"
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"Am I making you uncomfortable?"
Pepper Potts:"Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in front of everyone that I work with in a dress with no back."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Well, you look great, you smell great. But I could fire you if that would take the edge off."
Pepper Potts:"I actually don't think you could tie your shoes without me."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I'd make it a week."
Pepper Potts:"Really? What's your social security number?"
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"... five"
Pepper Potts:"Five? Right. You're missing just a couple of digits there."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"The other 8. I've got you for the other eight."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Am I making you uncomfortable?" Pepper Potts:"Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in front of everyone that I work with in a dress with no back." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Well, you look great, you smell great. But I could fire you if that would take the edge off." Pepper Potts:"I actually don't think you could tie your shoes without me." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"I'd make it a week." Pepper Potts:"Really? What's your social security number?" Tony Stark (Iron Man):"... five" Pepper Potts:"Five? Right. You're missing just a couple of digits there." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"The other 8. I've got you for the other eight."
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"Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy."
Christine Everheart:"That's a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy." Christine Everheart:"That's a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks."
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"I never had a taste for this sort of thing, but I must admit, I'm deeply enjoying the suit!"
Obadiah Stane:"I never had a taste for this sort of thing, but I must admit, I'm deeply enjoying the suit!"
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"It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. "
Christine Everheart:"I never said you were a super hero."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"You didn't? Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. " Christine Everheart:"I never said you were a super hero." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"You didn't? Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic."
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"I've got your clothes here. They've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere you'd like to go."
Christine Everheart:"You must be the famous Pepper Potts."
Pepper Potts:"Indeed I am."
Christine Everheart:"After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning?"
Pepper Potts:"I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?"
Pepper Potts:"I've got your clothes here. They've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere you'd like to go." Christine Everheart:"You must be the famous Pepper Potts." Pepper Potts:"Indeed I am." Christine Everheart:"After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning?" Pepper Potts:"I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?"
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"Sir, I have a question to ask."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Yes, please."
Soldier:"Is it true you went 12 for 12 with last years Maxim cover models?"
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins."
Soldier:"Sir, I have a question to ask." Tony Stark (Iron Man):"Yes, please." Soldier:"Is it true you went 12 for 12 with last years Maxim cover models?" Tony Stark (Iron Man):"That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins."
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"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."
Tony Stark (Iron Man):"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."