Three recently unemployed actors accept an invitation to a village in Mexico to reprise their heroic movie roles, unaware that this time it's against a real villian.
"And remember, wherever there is injustice, you will find us!"
Ned Nederlander:"Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there!"
Dusty Bottoms:"Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find!..."
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander & Dusty Bottoms:"The Three Amigos!"
Lucky Day:"And remember, wherever there is injustice, you will find us!" Ned Nederlander:"Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there!" Dusty Bottoms:"Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find!..." Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander & Dusty Bottoms:"The Three Amigos!"
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"We're going to have to figure out a way to get inside."
Ned Nederlander:"It looks impossible!"
Dusty Bottoms:"Lucky, those walls are 25 feet high. There's a guard at every post. There's no way we'll ever get in there."
Ned Nederlander:"I think Dusty is right."
Lucky Day:"Well we're just going to have to use our brains."
Ned Nederlander & Dusty Bottoms:"Damn it!"
Lucky Day:"We're going to have to figure out a way to get inside." Ned Nederlander:"It looks impossible!" Dusty Bottoms:"Lucky, those walls are 25 feet high. There's a guard at every post. There's no way we'll ever get in there." Ned Nederlander:"I think Dusty is right." Lucky Day:"Well we're just going to have to use our brains." Ned Nederlander & Dusty Bottoms:"Damn it!"
El Guapo:"Leave him here. He might like to see his friend die." Dusty Bottoms:"I've seen it."
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"Tell us, 'we will die like dogs'."
El Guapo:"What?"
Ned Nederlander:"Tell us, 'we will die like dogs'."
El Guapo:"You will die like dogs."
Dusty Bottoms:"No we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! Because we are!..."
Ned Nederlander, Lucky Day & Dusty Bottoms:"The Three Amigos!"
Ned Nederlander:"Tell us, 'we will die like dogs'." El Guapo:"What?" Ned Nederlander:"Tell us, 'we will die like dogs'." El Guapo:"You will die like dogs." Dusty Bottoms:"No we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! Because we are!..." Ned Nederlander, Lucky Day & Dusty Bottoms:"The Three Amigos!"
"In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous guy who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"
Lucky Day:"In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous guy who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"
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"Well, you slime eating dogs! You scum sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!"
Dusty Bottoms:"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"
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"Do you know what 'nada' means? In all those Mexican movies you've made, did you ever hear that word?"
Dusty Bottoms:"Isn't that a light chicken gravy that you?..."
Mr. Flugelman:"It means nothing! Zero! Zip! It's what you're going to have when I'm through with you!"
Mr. Flugelman:"Do you know what 'nada' means? In all those Mexican movies you've made, did you ever hear that word?" Dusty Bottoms:"Isn't that a light chicken gravy that you?..." Mr. Flugelman:"It means nothing! Zero! Zip! It's what you're going to have when I'm through with you!"
Jefe:"You wanna die with a man's gun, not a little sissy gun like this."
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"Well, so long as we've got some time to kill, I think I'll have a beer."
Bartender:"We don't have no beer, just tequila."
Ned Nederlander:"What's tequila?"
Bartender:"Uh, it's like beer."
Dusty Bottoms:"Is it fattening?"
Dusty Bottoms:"Well, so long as we've got some time to kill, I think I'll have a beer." Bartender:"We don't have no beer, just tequila." Ned Nederlander:"What's tequila?" Bartender:"Uh, it's like beer." Dusty Bottoms:"Is it fattening?"
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"I'm Lucky Day!"
Ned Nederlander:I'm Ned Nederlander!"
Dusty Bottoms:"And I'm Dusty Bottoms! And together we're..."
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander & Dusty Bottoms:"The Three Amigos!"
Lucky Day:"I'm Lucky Day!" Ned Nederlander:I'm Ned Nederlander!" Dusty Bottoms:"And I'm Dusty Bottoms! And together we're..." Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander & Dusty Bottoms:"The Three Amigos!"