"I just keep thinking he can't be dead. He can't be! And then I look at that casket and I'm like, 'that's gotta be Diddle in there because why would they put his picture on another dude's coffin?'. And that's when I lose it."
Joon:"I just keep thinking he can't be dead. He can't be! And then I look at that casket and I'm like, 'that's gotta be Diddle in there because why would they put his picture on another dude's coffin?'. And that's when I lose it."
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"He should've just played dead man. I always say that's what I would do if someone was trying to kill me. Just play dead. I mean they'd be like, 'We're gonna kill you!', and then I'd be like dead! And they'd be like, 'oh, he's dead, let's go kill somebody else'. And then they would leave."
Joon:"He should've just played dead man. I always say that's what I would do if someone was trying to kill me. Just play dead. I mean they'd be like, 'We're gonna kill you!', and then I'd be like dead! And they'd be like, 'oh, he's dead, let's go kill somebody else'. And then they would leave."
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"Alright everybody, take a good look, and keep looking. Drink it in, like a bottle of laudanum."
Shawn Spencer:"Alright everybody, take a good look, and keep looking. Drink it in, like a bottle of laudanum."
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"You guys gotta help me ok, because I messed up. I mean, I really really messed up."
Shawn Spencer: "It's not your fault."
Donny Leberman: "Oh good. How do you know?"
Shawn Spencer: "I don't, but when people say that in movies, things seem to get fixed almost magically."
Donny Leberman:"You guys gotta help me ok, because I messed up. I mean, I really really messed up." Shawn Spencer:"It's not your fault." Donny Leberman:"Oh good. How do you know?" Shawn Spencer:"I don't, but when people say that in movies, things seem to get fixed almost magically."
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"If this is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home."
Shawn Spencer:"Let me get this straight. You hit the town. Got sloppy drunk. Passed out. Woke up without a virus? Isn't it usually the other way around?"