Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)
"Do you realize you could've caused a serious accident here, perhaps even a blood bath?!"
Chuck:"Do you realize you could've caused a serious accident here, perhaps even a blood bath?!"
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"I don't know the meaning of the word chicken."
Ernest P. Worrell:"I don't know the meaning of the word chicken."
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"Dinner? Did you say dinner? Like, just the two of us, in the same town, on the same day, in the same restaurant, possibly at the same table?"
Ernest P. Worrell:"Dinner? Did you say dinner? Like, just the two of us, in the same town, on the same day, in the same restaurant, possibly at the same table?"
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"I've been vandalized, by Elvis!"
Ernest P. Worrell:"I've been vandalized, by Elvis!"
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"Let's put the hammer down!"
Chuck:"Let's put the hammer down!"
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"So, it comes to this. Man to man, mano a mano, toe to toe, nose to nose, shirts and skins, eggs over medium."
Ernest P. Worrell:"So, it comes to this. Man to man, mano a mano, toe to toe, nose to nose, shirts and skins, eggs over medium."
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"Gosh! Not again!"
Ernest P. Worrell:"Gosh! Not again!"
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"What kind of a person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"
Ernest P. Worrell: "What kind of a person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"
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"Yeah but did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into the saloon and said 'I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw'."
Ernest P. Worrell:"Yeah but did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into the saloon and said 'I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw'."
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"I'm going to tell you something about time. My time is worth money, and I don't think you make that kind of money to pay me for my time."
Chuck:"I'm going to tell you something about time. My time is worth money, and I don't think you make that kind of money to pay me for my time."
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"You're in big trouble now pal!"
Ernest P. Worrell:"You're in big trouble now pal!"
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