Mystery Men (1999)
"You're a very furious man, you understand that?" Mr. Furious:"No." The Bowler:"No? Well you've got a lot to be furious about, and I'll tell you why. You're not well liked. You're uh, you're abrasive and off putting. You try and say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance and so therefore nothing is provocative. It's just mixed metaphors. Now, doesn't that make you angry? Does it infuriate you?" Mr. Furious:"No." The Bowler:"Well it should! Are you angry?! Come on man!" Shoveler:"Your penmanship is atrocious!" Sphinx:"You dress in the manor of a male prostitute."
The Bowler:"You're a very furious man, you understand that?"
Mr. Furious:"No."
The Bowler:"No? Well you've got a lot to be furious about, and I'll tell you why. You're not well liked. You're uh, you're abrasive and off putting. You try and say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance and so therefore nothing is provocative. It's just mixed metaphors. Now, doesn't that make you angry? Does it infuriate you?"
Mr. Furious:"No."
The Bowler:"Well it should! Are you angry?! Come on man!"
Shoveler:"Your penmanship is atrocious!"
Sphinx:"You dress in the manor of a male prostitute."
Mr. Furious:"No."
The Bowler:"No? Well you've got a lot to be furious about, and I'll tell you why. You're not well liked. You're uh, you're abrasive and off putting. You try and say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance and so therefore nothing is provocative. It's just mixed metaphors. Now, doesn't that make you angry? Does it infuriate you?"
Mr. Furious:"No."
The Bowler:"Well it should! Are you angry?! Come on man!"
Shoveler:"Your penmanship is atrocious!"
Sphinx:"You dress in the manor of a male prostitute."
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"There is never any evil trio's are there. No, they all have to travel in gangs. The little babies."
The Blue Raja:"There is never any evil trio's are there. No, they all have to travel in gangs. The little babies."
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"Yeah, listen. I had a great time tonight. And you were really nice to me. And I would love to ask you out sometime. But if I don't call you, I just want you to know it's because I'm dead."
Mr. Furious:"Yeah, listen. I had a great time tonight. And you were really nice to me. And I would love to ask you out sometime. But if I don't call you, I just want you to know it's because I'm dead."
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"Where did you get your powers." The Bowler:"I got my powers from my father." Mr. Furious:"Oh, ok. Who is he?" The Bowler:"Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler?" Shoveler:"Have we ever heard..." The Blue Raja:"Cor blimey miss! Don't tell us you're the Bowler's daughter!" Mr. Furious:"Seem to remember there being a little controversy around his death." The Bowler:"That's right. The police said it was an accident. He had come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets." The Blue Raja:"You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play there." The Bowler:"As have I!"
Mr. Furious:"Where did you get your powers."
The Bowler:"I got my powers from my father."
Mr. Furious:"Oh, ok. Who is he?"
The Bowler:"Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler?"
Shoveler:"Have we ever heard..."
The Blue Raja:"Cor blimey miss! Don't tell us you're the Bowler's daughter!"
Mr. Furious:"Seem to remember there being a little controversy around his death."
The Bowler:"That's right. The police said it was an accident. He had come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets."
The Blue Raja:"You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play there."
The Bowler:"As have I!"
The Bowler:"I got my powers from my father."
Mr. Furious:"Oh, ok. Who is he?"
The Bowler:"Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler?"
Shoveler:"Have we ever heard..."
The Blue Raja:"Cor blimey miss! Don't tell us you're the Bowler's daughter!"
Mr. Furious:"Seem to remember there being a little controversy around his death."
The Bowler:"That's right. The police said it was an accident. He had come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets."
The Blue Raja:"You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play there."
The Bowler:"As have I!"
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"Trifle strident with that bit of crumpet, weren't we Furious?" Mr. Furious:"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."
The Blue Raja:"Trifle strident with that bit of crumpet, weren't we Furious?"
Mr. Furious:"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."
Mr. Furious:"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."
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"So you can only become invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you?"
Mr. Furious:"So you can only become invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you?"
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"Your first night of freedom and you blow up the asylum. Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change." Casanova Frankenstein:"I knew you'd know that." Captain Amazing:"Oh, I know that. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew." Casanova Frankenstein:"But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that?"
Captain Amazing:"Your first night of freedom and you blow up the asylum. Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change."
Casanova Frankenstein:"I knew you'd know that."
Captain Amazing:"Oh, I know that. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew."
Casanova Frankenstein:"But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that?"
Casanova Frankenstein:"I knew you'd know that."
Captain Amazing:"Oh, I know that. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew."
Casanova Frankenstein:"But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that?"
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"To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn."
Sphinx:"To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn."
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"I don't like your tone Frankenpuss! And do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock because I am a Pantera's box you do not want to open." Casanova Frankenstein:"It is 'Pandora'." Mr. Furious:"Uh, please don't correct me."
Mr. Furious:"I don't like your tone Frankenpuss! And do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock because I am a Pantera's box you do not want to open."
Casanova Frankenstein:"It is 'Pandora'."
Mr. Furious:"Uh, please don't correct me."
Casanova Frankenstein:"It is 'Pandora'."
Mr. Furious:"Uh, please don't correct me."
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"They must of ripped the 'Q' section out of my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"
Mr. Furious:"They must of ripped the 'Q' section out of my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"
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"Temperature rising! Vision blurring! Rage taking over!"
Mr. Furious:"Temperature rising! Vision blurring! Rage taking over!"
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"Rage subsiding. Pulse slowing. Anger fading."
Mr. Furious:"Rage subsiding. Pulse slowing. Anger fading."
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"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."
The Bowler:"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."
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