A traveling magician and con artist gets caught up in a tornado and is whisked away to the magical land of Oz.
"All hail the Wizard."
Soldiers: "All hail the Wizard."
Finley: "All hail the Wizard! The mightiest of mighties! The greatest, most powerful and most genuine of real and true wizards."
Oz: "Thank you."
Finley: "A wizard above scrutiny, with no covert agenda or subversive intention whatsoever. A wizard of the highest moral rectitude. He's just a real, good, solid wizard, everyone. The Wizard, here he is!"
Knuck:"All hail the Wizard." Soldiers:"All hail the Wizard." Finley:"All hail the Wizard! The mightiest of mighties! The greatest, most powerful and most genuine of real and true wizards." Oz:"Thank you." Finley:"A wizard above scrutiny, with no covert agenda or subversive intention whatsoever. A wizard of the highest moral rectitude. He's just a real, good, solid wizard, everyone. The Wizard, here he is!"
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"We're gonna find this wicked witch, steal her wand. I'll get that big pile of gold and you can have a nice pile of bananas, alright?"
Finley: "Bananas? Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right? That is a vicious stereotype."
Oz: "You don't like bananas?"
Finley: "Of course I love bananas! I'm a monkey, don't be ridiculous. I just don't like you saying it."
Oz:"We're gonna find this wicked witch, steal her wand. I'll get that big pile of gold and you can have a nice pile of bananas, alright?" Finley:"Bananas? Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right? That is a vicious stereotype." Oz:"You don't like bananas?" Finley:"Of course I love bananas! I'm a monkey, don't be ridiculous. I just don't like you saying it."
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"A gift, in honor of your debut. This belonged to my grandmother, Serena from Irkutsk. A decorated war hero."
May: "Your grandmother?"
Oz: "Yes, she was killed in battle. Poor thing."
May: "Which battle?"
Oz: "Which battle? There were so many. You've heard of the battle of Kerplach?"
May: "No."
Oz: "No? Good. That's where she died."
Oz:"A gift, in honor of your debut. This belonged to my grandmother, Serena from Irkutsk. A decorated war hero." May:"Your grandmother?" Oz:"Yes, she was killed in battle. Poor thing." May:"Which battle?" Oz:"Which battle? There were so many. You've heard of the battle of Kerplach?" May:"No." Oz:"No? Good. That's where she died."
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"Zim Zala Bin! Be gone coward! Fear my greatness!"
China Girl:"What's going on?" Finley:"Not sure. I sneezed the plan away."
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"And to think, you almost killed Glinda for a bit of gold."
Oz: "A bit? There are mountains of it, buddy. Not that I was going to do it. I, I wasn't really going to break your wand."
Finley:"And to think, you almost killed Glinda for a bit of gold." Oz:"A bit? There are mountains of it, buddy. Not that I was going to do it. I, I wasn't really going to break your wand."
Oz:"I don't want to be a good man, I want to be a great one."
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"You're the new girl, huh?"
May: "Yes."
Frank: "Good. We needed a new one, the last one left us. Poor thing, suffered from a broken heart."
Oz: "Attack. Heart attack. But she's resting comfortably now in Abilene, expected to make a full recovery."
Frank:"You're the new girl, huh?" May:"Yes." Frank:"Good. We needed a new one, the last one left us. Poor thing, suffered from a broken heart." Oz:"Attack. Heart attack. But she's resting comfortably now in Abilene, expected to make a full recovery."
Evanora:"Soon you will feel nothing at all except beautiful wickedness."
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"I don't think I like witches."
Theodora laughs
Oz: "What?"
Theodora: "I too am a witch. I'm Theodora the Good."
Oz: "You're not a witch."
Theodora: "Of course I am."
Oz: "Where are all your warts? Where's your broom?"
Theodora: "What would I do with a broom?"
Oz: "Fly?"
Theodora: "With a broom?"
Oz: "Never mind."
Oz:"I don't think I like witches." Theodora laughs Oz:"What?" Theodora:"I too am a witch. I'm Theodora the Good." Oz:"You're not a witch." Theodora:"Of course I am." Oz:"Where are all your warts? Where's your broom?" Theodora:"What would I do with a broom?" Oz:"Fly?" Theodora:"With a broom?" Oz:"Never mind."