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Burns and Allen (1950-1958)

"Well I had an accident, a terrible accident. This girl might be dying. I gotta get her to a hospital." George:"This girl?" Bill Goodwin:"Yeah. Oh it was terrible George. Wasn't it Miss Jones?" Miss Jones:"Yeah."

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Bill Goodwin:"Well I had an accident, a terrible accident. This girl might be dying. I gotta get her to a hospital."
George:"This girl?"
Bill Goodwin:"Yeah. Oh it was terrible George. Wasn't it Miss Jones?"
Miss Jones:"Yeah."

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"There was one poor little boy sitting all by himself, and he looked so sad. So I brought him around and made everybody shake hands with him." George:"And that made him feel better?" Gracie:"Well he almost forgot he had the measeles."

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Gracie:"There was one poor little boy sitting all by himself, and he looked so sad. So I brought him around and made everybody shake hands with him."
George:"And that made him feel better?"
Gracie:"Well he almost forgot he had the measeles."

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"I just said to my husband this morning, 'if they don't do something to cut down the high cost of living, we'll just have to get along without it'."

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Gracie:"I just said to my husband this morning, 'if they don't do something to cut down the high cost of living, we'll just have to get along without it'."

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"And he said to me, 'Well Gracie, here's to your health. Let's drink, bottoms up'." George:"Well?" Gracie:"Well, isn't that kind of an awkward position?"

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Gracie:"And he said to me, 'Well Gracie, here's to your health. Let's drink, bottoms up'."
George:"Well?"
Gracie:"Well, isn't that kind of an awkward position?"

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"Well George Burns! I'm so mad at you, I don't think I'll ever talk to you again!"

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Gracie:"Well George Burns! I'm so mad at you, I don't think I'll ever talk to you again!"

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"I'll tell ya something about plot, but don't tell this to Ed Sullivan or Eddie Cantor. It's cheaper then guest stars."

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George:"I'll tell ya something about plot, but don't tell this to Ed Sullivan or Eddie Cantor. It's cheaper then guest stars."

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"But the minute I got into the doctor's office, I knew he was no good." George:"You knew he was a bad doctor?" Gracie:"Yeah, all his patients were sick."

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Gracie:"But the minute I got into the doctor's office, I knew he was no good."
George:"You knew he was a bad doctor?"
Gracie:"Yeah, all his patients were sick."

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"Are you Mrs. Burns?" Gracie:"Yes, Mr. Burns is much taller."

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Tax Man:"Are you Mrs. Burns?"
Gracie:"Yes, Mr. Burns is much taller."

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"Nobody is going to ride in the car!" George:"Why?" Gracie:"Because its dangerous." George:"Dangerous?" Gracie:"Why sure! Everyday you read about some car hitting a pedestrian. We're gonna walk."

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Gracie:"Nobody is going to ride in the car!"
George:"Why?"
Gracie:"Because its dangerous."
George:"Dangerous?"
Gracie:"Why sure! Everyday you read about some car hitting a pedestrian. We're gonna walk."

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