John Rhys-Davies
Celebrated British Actor known for a variety of roles including "Sallah" in the Indiana Jones films to "Gimli" in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Sound clips from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."
Sallah:"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."
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"I'm going after that truck." Sallah:"How?" Indiana Jones:"I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."
Indiana Jones:"I'm going after that truck."
Sallah:"How?"
Indiana Jones:"I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."
Sallah:"How?"
Indiana Jones:"I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."
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Sound clips from Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (2003)
"Well this is something unheard of! An elf will go underground where a dwarf dare not! Oh! I'd never hear the end of it."
Gimli:"Well this is something unheard of! An elf will go underground where a dwarf dare not! Oh! I'd never hear the end of it."
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Sound clips from Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (2002)
"I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!"
Gimli:"I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!"
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"What's happening out there?!" Legolas:"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"
Gimli:"What's happening out there?!"
Legolas:"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"
Legolas:"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"
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"You'll find more cheer in a graveyard."
Gimli:"You'll find more cheer in a graveyard."
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"Final count, 42." Gimli:"42? That's not bad for a pointy eared elvish princling. I myself have sitting pretty on 43." Legolas shoots the Uruk-Hai Gimli is sitting on. Legolas:"43." Gimli:"He was already dead!" Legolas:"He was twitching." Gimli:"He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
Legolas:"Final count, 42."
Gimli:"42? That's not bad for a pointy eared elvish princling. I myself have sitting pretty on 43."
Legolas shoots the Uruk-Hai Gimli is sitting on.
Legolas:"43."
Gimli:"He was already dead!"
Legolas:"He was twitching."
Gimli:"He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
Gimli:"42? That's not bad for a pointy eared elvish princling. I myself have sitting pretty on 43."
Legolas shoots the Uruk-Hai Gimli is sitting on.
Legolas:"43."
Gimli:"He was already dead!"
Legolas:"He was twitching."
Gimli:"He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
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Sound clips from Sliders (1995-2000)
"A few weeks ago, we were on that world without clothes remember?" Professor Arturo:"How can I forget? Not exactly my finest hour was it."
Wade:"A few weeks ago, we were on that world without clothes remember?"
Professor Arturo:"How can I forget? Not exactly my finest hour was it."
Professor Arturo:"How can I forget? Not exactly my finest hour was it."
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"Professor what are you doing?" Professor Arturo:"Having a tea party! What does it look like I'm doing?!"
Remmy:"Professor what are you doing?"
Professor Arturo:"Having a tea party! What does it look like I'm doing?!"
Professor Arturo:"Having a tea party! What does it look like I'm doing?!"
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"It is a disgrace sir to think that we share a common genetic structure!"
Professor Arturo:"It is a disgrace sir to think that we share a common genetic structure!"
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"Ok Professor... I know its an egg... but what kind?" Professor Arturo:"I think I have a more interesting question. Where is San Francisco?"
Quinn:"Ok Professor... I know its an egg... but what kind?"
Professor Arturo:"I think I have a more interesting question. Where is San Francisco?"
Professor Arturo:"I think I have a more interesting question. Where is San Francisco?"
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"Whoa now slow down. He did what?" Quinn:"He gave her an engagement ring." Remmy:"This is unbelievable!" Professor Arturo:"Not as far as he's concerned." Remmy:"After one date?!" Professor Arturo:"Well bear in mind she hasn't said yes yet." Remmy:"Ok now is she wearing the ring?" Quinn:"She didn't want to take it... he insisted." Remmy:"Don't you guys know anything about women?! Once they put the rock on the finger its all over!"
Remmy:"Whoa now slow down. He did what?"
Quinn:"He gave her an engagement ring."
Remmy:"This is unbelievable!"
Professor Arturo:"Not as far as he's concerned."
Remmy:"After one date?!"
Professor Arturo:"Well bear in mind she hasn't said yes yet."
Remmy:"Ok now is she wearing the ring?"
Quinn:"She didn't want to take it... he insisted."
Remmy:"Don't you guys know anything about women?! Once they put the rock on the finger its all over!"
Quinn:"He gave her an engagement ring."
Remmy:"This is unbelievable!"
Professor Arturo:"Not as far as he's concerned."
Remmy:"After one date?!"
Professor Arturo:"Well bear in mind she hasn't said yes yet."
Remmy:"Ok now is she wearing the ring?"
Quinn:"She didn't want to take it... he insisted."
Remmy:"Don't you guys know anything about women?! Once they put the rock on the finger its all over!"
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"And as for you I have but one word.... Hamburger!"
Professor Arturo:"And as for you I have but one word.... Hamburger!"
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"I don't believe it! At last a soft landing!"
Professor Arturo:"I don't believe it! At last a soft landing!"
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"I love a well made barrel lock Mr. Brown. All those sensitive tumblers awaiting the intimate caress of a precision made key." Remmy:"You can pick it?" Professor Arturo:"In a manner of speaking."
Professor Arturo:"I love a well made barrel lock Mr. Brown. All those sensitive tumblers awaiting the intimate caress of a precision made key."
Remmy:"You can pick it?"
Professor Arturo:"In a manner of speaking."
Remmy:"You can pick it?"
Professor Arturo:"In a manner of speaking."
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"That would be ironic wouldn't it. 'For want of a shoe, the war was lost'."
Professor Arturo:"That would be ironic wouldn't it. 'For want of a shoe, the war was lost'."
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"How am I expected to work like this! I'm a theoretical physicist, I work with universes! Not piddling little stuff like this!"
Professor Arturo:"How am I expected to work like this! I'm a theoretical physicist, I work with universes! Not piddling little stuff like this!"
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"Jesus, Mary and Joesph! I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac."
Professor Arturo:"Jesus, Mary and Joesph! I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac."
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"Oh man, that was so great! It was like, better than sex!" Professor Arturo:"Well I wouldn't go that far."
Wade:"Oh man, that was so great! It was like, better than sex!"
Professor Arturo:"Well I wouldn't go that far."
Professor Arturo:"Well I wouldn't go that far."
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"The reason why the sun never sets on the British empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark."
Professor Arturo:"The reason why the sun never sets on the British empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark."
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"Who do you suppose they're going to eat first?" Professor Arturo:"I suppose the younger, more tender." Quinn:"Age before beauty, its a universal tenant." Rembrandt:"Don't look at me, I'm just a chicken mcnugget, you're the quarter pounder!"
Rembrandt:"Who do you suppose they're going to eat first?"
Professor Arturo:"I suppose the younger, more tender."
Quinn:"Age before beauty, its a universal tenant."
Rembrandt:"Don't look at me, I'm just a chicken mcnugget, you're the quarter pounder!"
Professor Arturo:"I suppose the younger, more tender."
Quinn:"Age before beauty, its a universal tenant."
Rembrandt:"Don't look at me, I'm just a chicken mcnugget, you're the quarter pounder!"
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"Well gentleman, we're in a world where they do not like to kiss pretty ladies for a little over 2 days." Rembrandt:"Oh great! We get 20 minutes in wealthy land, we're stuck 2 days here in psychoville!"
Professor Arturo:"Well gentleman, we're in a world where they do not like to kiss pretty ladies for a little over 2 days."
Rembrandt:"Oh great! We get 20 minutes in wealthy land, we're stuck 2 days here in psychoville!"
Rembrandt:"Oh great! We get 20 minutes in wealthy land, we're stuck 2 days here in psychoville!"
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"Gentlemen, check your flies."
Professor Arturo:"Gentlemen, check your flies."
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"I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speak-a like-a this. Do I speak-a like this? No. Why?! Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!"
Professor Arturo:"I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speak-a like-a this. Do I speak-a like this? No. Why?! Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!"
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"I'm English! We invented fishing!"
Professor Arturo:"I'm English! We invented fishing!"
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