Godfrey de Ibelin:"Jerusalem is easy to find. You come to where the men speak Italian and continue until they speak something else."
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"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath."
Godfrey de Ibelin:"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath."
"So what's the problem, Sammy? Is it just Mum, or is it something else? Maybe school? Are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?"
Sam:"You really want to know?"
Daniel:"I really want to know."
Sam:"Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?"
Daniel:"Even if that's the case, yeah."
Sam:"Okay. Well, the truth is actually. I'm in love."
Daniel:"Sorry?"
Sam:"I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is, I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it."
Daniel:"Aren't you a bit young to be in love?"
Sam:"No."
Daniel:"Oh, well, okay, right. Well, I mean, I'm a little relieved."
Sam:"Why?"
Daniel:"Well, because I thought it would be something worse."
Sam:"Worse than the total agony of being in love?"
Daniel:"Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony."
Daniel:"So what's the problem, Sammy? Is it just Mum, or is it something else? Maybe school? Are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?" Sam:"You really want to know?" Daniel:"I really want to know." Sam:"Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?" Daniel:"Even if that's the case, yeah." Sam:"Okay. Well, the truth is actually. I'm in love." Daniel:"Sorry?" Sam:"I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is, I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it." Daniel:"Aren't you a bit young to be in love?" Sam:"No." Daniel:"Oh, well, okay, right. Well, I mean, I'm a little relieved." Sam:"Why?" Daniel:"Well, because I thought it would be something worse." Sam:"Worse than the total agony of being in love?" Daniel:"Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony."
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"By the way, I feel bad. I never asked you how your love life is going."
Daniel:"Ha ha. No. As you know, that was a done deal long ago. Unless, of course, Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of the house straight away, you wee motherless mongrel."
Sam:"Ow."
Daniel:"No, no, we'll want to have sex in every room. Including yours."
Sam:"By the way, I feel bad. I never asked you how your love life is going." Daniel:"Ha ha. No. As you know, that was a done deal long ago. Unless, of course, Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of the house straight away, you wee motherless mongrel." Sam:"Ow." Daniel:"No, no, we'll want to have sex in every room. Including yours."
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"So, let's go. We can definitely crack this. Remember, I was a kid once, too. So come on, it's someone at school, right?"
Sam:"Yeah."
Daniel:"Aha, good, good. And what does she, he, feel about ya?"
Sam:"She doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven."
Daniel:"Good. Good. Well basically, you're ****ed, aren't you."
Daniel:"So, let's go. We can definitely crack this. Remember, I was a kid once, too. So come on, it's someone at school, right?" Sam:"Yeah." Daniel:"Aha, good, good. And what does she, he, feel about ya?" Sam:"She doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven." Daniel:"Good. Good. Well basically, you're ****ed, aren't you."
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"I have a plan!"
Daniel:"Thank the Lord! Tell me."
Sam:"Well, girls love musicians, don't they?"
Daniel:"Uh huh."
Sam:"Even the really weird ones get girlfriends."
Daniel:"That's right! Meatloaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl!"
Sam:"Whatever. There's this big concert at the end of term, and Joanna's in it. And I thought, maybe if I was in the band, and played absolutely superbly, there's a chance that she might actually fall in love with me. What do you think?"
Daniel:"I think it's brilliant! I think it's stellar! Uh, apart from the one, obvious, tiny, little baby little hiccup."
Sam:"That I don't play a musical instrument."
Daniel:"Yes sir."
Sam:"A tiny, insignificant detail."
Sam:"I have a plan!" Daniel:"Thank the Lord! Tell me." Sam:"Well, girls love musicians, don't they?" Daniel:"Uh huh." Sam:"Even the really weird ones get girlfriends." Daniel:"That's right! Meatloaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl!" Sam:"Whatever. There's this big concert at the end of term, and Joanna's in it. And I thought, maybe if I was in the band, and played absolutely superbly, there's a chance that she might actually fall in love with me. What do you think?" Daniel:"I think it's brilliant! I think it's stellar! Uh, apart from the one, obvious, tiny, little baby little hiccup." Sam:"That I don't play a musical instrument." Daniel:"Yes sir." Sam:"A tiny, insignificant detail."
"That when a willing victim has who has committed no treachery is killed in a traitor's stead, the Stone Table will crack and even death itself will turn backwards."
Aslan:"That when a willing victim has who has committed no treachery is killed in a traitor's stead, the Stone Table will crack and even death itself will turn backwards."
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"Climb on my back. We have far to go and little time to get there, and you may want to cover your ears!"
"Aslan, I'm not who you all think I am."
Aslan:"Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also mentioned that you planned on turning him into a hat."
Peter:"Aslan, I'm not who you all think I am." Aslan:"Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also mentioned that you planned on turning him into a hat."
"Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer. Would you like a glass of water?"
Emmet Brickowoski: "Yeah, yeah actually..."
Good Cop / Bad Cop: "To bad!"
Good Cop / Bad Cop:"Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer. Would you like a glass of water?" Emmet Brickowoski:"Yeah, yeah actually..." Good Cop / Bad Cop:"To bad!"