"Alright listen. We both go outside, move around the house in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger. Make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Graham Hess: "Explain 'act crazy'."
Merrill Hess: "You know, curse and stuff."
Graham Hess: "You want me to curse?"
Merrill Hess: "You don't mean it, it's just for show. What?"
Graham Hess: "It won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Merrill Hess: "Just make noises then."
Graham Hess: "Explain noises."
Merrill Hess:"Alright listen. We both go outside, move around the house in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger. Make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side." Graham Hess:"Explain 'act crazy'." Merrill Hess:"You know, curse and stuff." Graham Hess:"You want me to curse?" Merrill Hess:"You don't mean it, it's just for show. What?" Graham Hess:"It won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse." Merrill Hess:"Just make noises then." Graham Hess:"Explain noises."
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"Is douche-bag a curse?"
Graham Hess: "I suppose that would depend on its usage."
Tracy Abernathy: "How about 'john you're a douche-bag for kissing Barbara?"
Graham Hess: "It's a curse."
Tracy Abernathy: "Then it's not 37, it's 71."
Tracy Abernathy:"Is douche-bag a curse?" Graham Hess:"I suppose that would depend on its usage." Tracy Abernathy:"How about 'john you're a douche-bag for kissing Barbara?" Graham Hess:"It's a curse." Tracy Abernathy:"Then it's not 37, it's 71."
Merrill Hess:"Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
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"Who wrote this book?"
Morgan Hess: "Scientists who've been persecuted for their beliefs."
Graham Hess: "That means they're unemployed."
Morgan Hess: "If your gonna make fun of it then forget it."
Bo Hess: "This is serious."
Graham Hess:"Who wrote this book?" Morgan Hess:"Scientists who've been persecuted for their beliefs." Graham Hess:"That means they're unemployed." Morgan Hess:"If your gonna make fun of it then forget it." Bo Hess:"This is serious."