Adam Baldwin
An American actor best known for his roles in Full Metal Jacket and as 'Jayne Cobb' in Joss Whedon's Firefly.
Sound clips from Firefly (2002)
"Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "I don't believe there's power in the Verse that will stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." Kaylee: "I love my captain."
Jayne Cobb: "Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "I don't believe there's power in the Verse that will stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
Kaylee: "I love my captain."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "I don't believe there's power in the Verse that will stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
Kaylee: "I love my captain."
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"I don't understand why we didn't leave that sob in a pool of his own blood." Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "We'd be dead. Can't get payed if your dead." Jayne Cobb: "Can't get payed if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. 10 percent of nothing is.... let me do the math here... nothing, and a nothing..."
Jayne Cobb: "I don't understand why we didn't leave that sob in a pool of his own blood."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "We'd be dead. Can't get payed if your dead."
Jayne Cobb: "Can't get payed if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. 10 percent of nothing is.... let me do the math here... nothing, and a nothing..."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "We'd be dead. Can't get payed if your dead."
Jayne Cobb: "Can't get payed if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. 10 percent of nothing is.... let me do the math here... nothing, and a nothing..."
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"Now I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So, I've given Jayne here the job of finding out." Jayne Cobb:"He was non-specific as to how."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Now I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So, I've given Jayne here the job of finding out."
Jayne Cobb:"He was non-specific as to how."
Jayne Cobb:"He was non-specific as to how."
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"Saint Jayne! It's got a ring to it!" Shepherd Book: "I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed." Jayne Cobb: "I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?" Shepherd Book: "Oh, it will be taken into consideration." Jayne Cobb: "You made that sound kinda ominous."
Jayne Cobb: "Saint Jayne! It's got a ring to it!"
Shepherd Book: "I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed."
Jayne Cobb: "I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?"
Shepherd Book: "Oh, it will be taken into consideration."
Jayne Cobb: "You made that sound kinda ominous."
Shepherd Book: "I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed."
Jayne Cobb: "I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?"
Shepherd Book: "Oh, it will be taken into consideration."
Jayne Cobb: "You made that sound kinda ominous."
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"Where's River at now?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on." Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?" Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?" Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun." Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!" Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
Zoe Washburne:"Where's River at now?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on."
Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?"
Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?"
Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun."
Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!"
Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on."
Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?"
Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?"
Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun."
Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!"
Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
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"What, are you saying she's a witch?" Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast." Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
Jayne Cobb:"What, are you saying she's a witch?"
Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast."
Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast."
Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
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"I don't like the idea someone hearing what I'm thinking." Inara: "No one likes the idea of hearing what your thinking."
Jayne Cobb: "I don't like the idea someone hearing what I'm thinking."
Inara: "No one likes the idea of hearing what your thinking."
Inara: "No one likes the idea of hearing what your thinking."
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"I'll be in my bunk."
Jayne Cobb:"I'll be in my bunk."
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"Time for some thrilling heroics."
Jayne Cobb: "Time for some thrilling heroics."
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"You know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who is in ruttin' command here."
Jayne Cobb: "You know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who is in ruttin' command here."
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"What, she killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been?"
Jayne Cobb: "What, she killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been?"
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Sound clips from Serenity (2005)
"Going on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Oh God! I can't know that!" Jayne Cobb:"I could stand to hear a little more."
Kaylee:"Going on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Oh God! I can't know that!"
Jayne Cobb:"I could stand to hear a little more."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Oh God! I can't know that!"
Jayne Cobb:"I could stand to hear a little more."
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"She is starting to damage my calm."
Jayne Cobb: "She is starting to damage my calm."
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"Captain's right. Can't be thinking on revenge if we're gonna get through this!" Zoe:"Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne Cobb:"Well I might."
Jayne Cobb:"Captain's right. Can't be thinking on revenge if we're gonna get through this!"
Zoe:"Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?"
Jayne Cobb:"Well I might."
Zoe:"Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?"
Jayne Cobb:"Well I might."
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"Eating people alive? Where does that get fun?"
Jayne Cobb:"Eating people alive? Where does that get fun?"
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"Boy it sure would be nice if we had some grenades don't you think?!"
Jayne Cobb: "Boy it sure would be nice if we had some grenades don't you think?!"
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"Shiny, let's be bad guys."
Jayne Cobb: "Shiny, let's be bad guys."
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"I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job." Jayne Cobb: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job."
Jayne Cobb: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."
Jayne Cobb: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."
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Sound clips from The Last Ship (2014)
"You ever hear of keelhauling?" Quincy Tophet: "Can't say that I have, no." XO Mike Slattery: "Really? See, back in the mid 1800's, if a sea captain encountered a particularly problematic sailor, he'd have him bound with rope, thrown over the side of the ship, dragged underneath the hull. Poor bastard would bounce and scrape along the keel, barnacles and such. And when he'd come up on the other side, if he wasn't drowned or decapitated, he tended to be a lot more cooperative."
XO Mike Slattery: "You ever hear of keelhauling?"
Quincy Tophet: "Can't say that I have, no."
XO Mike Slattery: "Really? See, back in the mid 1800's, if a sea captain encountered a particularly problematic sailor, he'd have him bound with rope, thrown over the side of the ship, dragged underneath the hull. Poor bastard would bounce and scrape along the keel, barnacles and such. And when he'd come up on the other side, if he wasn't drowned or decapitated, he tended to be a lot more cooperative."
Quincy Tophet: "Can't say that I have, no."
XO Mike Slattery: "Really? See, back in the mid 1800's, if a sea captain encountered a particularly problematic sailor, he'd have him bound with rope, thrown over the side of the ship, dragged underneath the hull. Poor bastard would bounce and scrape along the keel, barnacles and such. And when he'd come up on the other side, if he wasn't drowned or decapitated, he tended to be a lot more cooperative."
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"Mines. I hate freakin' mines."
XO Mike Slattery: "Mines. I hate freakin' mines."
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"Been awhile since I've been hunting."
XO Mike Slattery: "Been awhile since I've been hunting."
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"You're a leader. Lead."
XO Mike Slattery: "You're a leader. Lead."
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"I swear to God, if you're lying to me, I will strap you to a torpedo."
XO Mike Slattery: "I swear to God, if you're lying to me, I will strap you to a torpedo."
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