Meet Joe Black (1998)
"Hello, I'm Joe Black. It's nice meeting you."
Joe Black:"Hello, I'm Joe Black. It's nice meeting you."
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"I would prefer some peanut butter." Butler:"How would you like that sir? On some kind of toast? Joe Black:"Toast? No, just the butter.
Joe Black:"I would prefer some peanut butter."
Butler:"How would you like that sir? On some kind of toast?
Joe Black:"Toast? No, just the butter.
Butler:"How would you like that sir? On some kind of toast?
Joe Black:"Toast? No, just the butter.
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"He developed evidence you were working both sides of the fence. Unfortunately there is what is known as a conflict of interest." Joe Black:"Undisclosed conflict of interest." Bill Parrish:"An offense." Joe Black:"An indictable offense." Bill Parrish:"And a likely conviction." Joe Black:"Very likely."
Bill Parrish:"He developed evidence you were working both sides of the fence. Unfortunately there is what is known as a conflict of interest."
Joe Black:"Undisclosed conflict of interest."
Bill Parrish:"An offense."
Joe Black:"An indictable offense."
Bill Parrish:"And a likely conviction."
Joe Black:"Very likely."
Joe Black:"Undisclosed conflict of interest."
Bill Parrish:"An offense."
Joe Black:"An indictable offense."
Bill Parrish:"And a likely conviction."
Joe Black:"Very likely."
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"Thank you for the delicious cookies."
Joe Black:"Thank you for the delicious cookies."
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"You're not Death, you're just a kid in a suit." Joe Black: "The suit came with the body."
Bill Parrish: "You're not Death, you're just a kid in a suit."
Joe Black: "The suit came with the body."
Joe Black: "The suit came with the body."
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"Who would've believed it. You, an IRS agent." Joe Black:"Death and taxes."
Drew:"Who would've believed it. You, an IRS agent."
Joe Black:"Death and taxes."
Joe Black:"Death and taxes."
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"When I introduce you, if I say who you are. I don't think anyone will stay for dinner."
Bill Parrish:"When I introduce you, if I say who you are. I don't think anyone will stay for dinner."
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"What happened to that sweet guy from the coffee shop? Who are you anyway? And, what are you eating?" Joe Black:"Peanut butter."
Susan Parrish:"What happened to that sweet guy from the coffee shop? Who are you anyway? And, what are you eating?"
Joe Black:"Peanut butter."
Joe Black:"Peanut butter."
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"Peanut butter man now, eh sir?" Joe Black:"Yes, I believe I am. I thoroughly enjoy this peanut butter."
Butler:"Peanut butter man now, eh sir?"
Joe Black:"Yes, I believe I am. I thoroughly enjoy this peanut butter."
Joe Black:"Yes, I believe I am. I thoroughly enjoy this peanut butter."
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"You tell me Bill." Bill Parrish:"No! How about you telling me! I asked a simple question and I expect a straight answer. That's what I'm used to, and if anybody doesn't give it to me I fire."
Joe Black:"You tell me Bill."
Bill Parrish:"No! How about you telling me! I asked a simple question and I expect a straight answer. That's what I'm used to, and if anybody doesn't give it to me I fire."
Bill Parrish:"No! How about you telling me! I asked a simple question and I expect a straight answer. That's what I'm used to, and if anybody doesn't give it to me I fire."
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"Mr. Black, may we say thank you." Joe:"My pleasure. This is an IRS agent's dream. I'll be promoted chief of section with this."
Eddie:"Mr. Black, may we say thank you."
Joe:"My pleasure. This is an IRS agent's dream. I'll be promoted chief of section with this."
Joe:"My pleasure. This is an IRS agent's dream. I'll be promoted chief of section with this."
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"You're talking through your hat. You're offering me a deal because you got no proof." Bill Parrish:"Proof? We got plenty of proof." Joe Black:"And he's talking through his lips."
Drew:"You're talking through your hat. You're offering me a deal because you got no proof."
Bill Parrish:"Proof? We got plenty of proof."
Joe Black:"And he's talking through his lips."
Bill Parrish:"Proof? We got plenty of proof."
Joe Black:"And he's talking through his lips."
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"So that's what love is according to William Parrish?" Bill Parrish:"Multiplied by infinity and taken to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm talking about."
Joe Black:"So that's what love is according to William Parrish?"
Bill Parrish:"Multiplied by infinity and taken to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm talking about."
Bill Parrish:"Multiplied by infinity and taken to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm talking about."
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"This is a lucky day. I just get into the big bad city and not only do I find a doctor, but a beautiful woman as well."
Joe Black:"This is a lucky day. I just get into the big bad city and not only do I find a doctor, but a beautiful woman as well."
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"Glad I could be of some help. I keep regular office hours. If there is further information you might need on sayings, common phrases, manners of speaking. My door is wide open. The tea I can provide perhaps even the milk. Low fat."
Drew:"Glad I could be of some help. I keep regular office hours. If there is further information you might need on sayings, common phrases, manners of speaking. My door is wide open. The tea I can provide perhaps even the milk. Low fat."
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"So you're a one girl guy." Joe Black:"Yes I am."
Susan Parrish:"So you're a one girl guy."
Joe Black:"Yes I am."
Joe Black:"Yes I am."
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"Your looking at a man that is tonight not walking into the valley of the shadow of death, he's galloping into it. At the same time, the business he built with his own hands and his own head has been accommodated by a couple of cheat pirates. Oh yes, I almost forgot. My daughter has fallen in love with death."
Bill Parrish:"Your looking at a man that is tonight not walking into the valley of the shadow of death, he's galloping into it. At the same time, the business he built with his own hands and his own head has been accommodated by a couple of cheat pirates. Oh yes, I almost forgot. My daughter has fallen in love with death."
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"There's something so indescribably sexy about you standing in a middle of a crowd."
Susan:"There's something so indescribably sexy about you standing in a middle of a crowd."
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"Its every bit as certain as death an taxes." Joe Black:"Death and taxes?" Drew:"Yes." Joe Black:"Death and taxes?" Drew:"Yes." Joe Black:"What an odd pairing." Drew:"It's just a saying Mr. Black." Joe Black:"Hmm, by whom?" Drew:"Doesn't matter." Joe Black:"Then why'd you bring it up?" Drew:"You're not familiar with the phrase 'in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes'?" Joe Black:"Well I am now."
Drew:"Its every bit as certain as death an taxes."
Joe Black:"Death and taxes?"
Drew:"Yes."
Joe Black:"Death and taxes?"
Drew:"Yes."
Joe Black:"What an odd pairing."
Drew:"It's just a saying Mr. Black."
Joe Black:"Hmm, by whom?"
Drew:"Doesn't matter."
Joe Black:"Then why'd you bring it up?"
Drew:"You're not familiar with the phrase 'in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes'?"
Joe Black:"Well I am now."
Joe Black:"Death and taxes?"
Drew:"Yes."
Joe Black:"Death and taxes?"
Drew:"Yes."
Joe Black:"What an odd pairing."
Drew:"It's just a saying Mr. Black."
Joe Black:"Hmm, by whom?"
Drew:"Doesn't matter."
Joe Black:"Then why'd you bring it up?"
Drew:"You're not familiar with the phrase 'in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes'?"
Joe Black:"Well I am now."
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"It's just life Quincy. Wake up, smell the thorns."
Drew:"It's just life Quincy. Wake up, smell the thorns."
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"Mind if I throw up?"
Drew:"Mind if I throw up?"
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"Easy Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation."
Joe Black: "Easy Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation."
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