English actor, comedian and filmmaker. Best known for his films Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, his role in Mission Impossible III and the JJ Abrams Star Trek film.
"Point Break or Bad Boys II?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Which one do you think I'll prefer?"
PC Danny Butterman:"No, I mean which one do you want to watch first?"
PC Danny Butterman:"Point Break or Bad Boys II?" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Which one do you think I'll prefer?" PC Danny Butterman:"No, I mean which one do you want to watch first?"
PC Danny Butterman:"What made you want to be a policeman?" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Officer." PC Danny Butterman:"What made you want to be a policeman officer?"
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"What did you think of that!?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Well, I wouldn't argue that it was a no-holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride, but there's no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
PC Danny Butterman:"What did you think of that!?" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Well, I wouldn't argue that it was a no-holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride, but there's no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Little hand says its time to rock and roll." PC Danny Butterman:"Bring the noise!"
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"Tim Messenger."
PC Danny Butterman:"Go!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Editor and journalist of the Sandford Citizen."
PC Danny Butterman:"Uh huh."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Fondness of puns."
PC Danny Butterman:"Go on!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Terrible speller."
PC Danny Butterman:"Oh yeah?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Nevertheless he uncovered important information about..."
PC Danny Butterman:"George Merchant!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Self-made millionaire."
PC Danny Butterman:"Cha ching!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Fancied himself as a property developer."
PC Danny Butterman:"Uh huh."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"So he had big plans for Sanford."
PC Danny Butterman:"Pissed on the floor in the Crown."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"But, more importantly he was a good friend and client of..."
PC Danny Butterman:"Martin Blower!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Respected solicitor."
PC Danny Butterman:"Affirmative!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Leader of the local drama society."
PC Danny Butterman:"Bad actor."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Undoubtedly."
PC Danny Butterman:"Bad driver."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Not necessarily."
PC Danny Butterman:"Cheating on his missus!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Most certainly, and we both know who with."
PC Danny Butterman:"Eve Draper!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Blower's leading lady. Distintive laugh."
PC Danny Butterman:"True."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Favored older men."
PC Danny Butterman:"Fingered."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Worked at?"
PC Danny Butterman:"Council."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"More specifically?"
PC Danny Butterman:"Department of Planning and Development!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Where George Merchant secured permission to build his dubious mansion on Norris Avenue."
PC Danny Butterman:"So.... maybe they were all accidents."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Tim Messenger." PC Danny Butterman:"Go!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Editor and journalist of the Sandford Citizen." PC Danny Butterman:"Uh huh." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Fondness of puns." PC Danny Butterman:"Go on!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Terrible speller." PC Danny Butterman:"Oh yeah?" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Nevertheless he uncovered important information about..." PC Danny Butterman:"George Merchant!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Self-made millionaire." PC Danny Butterman:"Cha ching!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Fancied himself as a property developer." PC Danny Butterman:"Uh huh." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"So he had big plans for Sanford." PC Danny Butterman:"Pissed on the floor in the Crown." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"But, more importantly he was a good friend and client of..." PC Danny Butterman:"Martin Blower!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Respected solicitor." PC Danny Butterman:"Affirmative!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Leader of the local drama society." PC Danny Butterman:"Bad actor." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Undoubtedly." PC Danny Butterman:"Bad driver." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Not necessarily." PC Danny Butterman:"Cheating on his missus!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Most certainly, and we both know who with." PC Danny Butterman:"Eve Draper!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Blower's leading lady. Distintive laugh." PC Danny Butterman:"True." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Favored older men." PC Danny Butterman:"Fingered." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Worked at?" PC Danny Butterman:"Council." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"More specifically?" PC Danny Butterman:"Department of Planning and Development!" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Where George Merchant secured permission to build his dubious mansion on Norris Avenue." PC Danny Butterman:"So.... maybe they were all accidents."
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"Sergeant Angel, hi hey, quick word for the Sanford Citizen?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Uh, it was very enjoyable."
Tim Messenger:"'Cop enjoys watching young lovers'."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"I don't think so."
Tim Messenger:"Uh, 'local bobby gives thumbs up to teen suicide'?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"That's just grossly inappropriate."
Tim Messenger:"Sergeant Angel, hi hey, quick word for the Sanford Citizen?" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Uh, it was very enjoyable." Tim Messenger:"'Cop enjoys watching young lovers'." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"I don't think so." Tim Messenger:"Uh, 'local bobby gives thumbs up to teen suicide'?" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"That's just grossly inappropriate."
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"How's Lurch?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Uh, he's in the freezer."
PC Danny Butterman:"Did you say 'cool off'?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"No, I didn't say anything actually."
PC Danny Butterman:"Shame."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"There was a bit earlier on that you missed when I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said 'play time's over' and I hit him with the peace lily."
PC Danny Butterman:"How's Lurch?" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Uh, he's in the freezer." PC Danny Butterman:"Did you say 'cool off'?" Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"No, I didn't say anything actually." PC Danny Butterman:"Shame." Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"There was a bit earlier on that you missed when I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said 'play time's over' and I hit him with the peace lily."
Buck:"I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he 'came out'."
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"Boys, are you ready for adventure?!"
Crash & Eddie:"Yes sir!"
Buck:"For danger?!"
Crash & Eddie:"Yes sir!"
Buck:For death?!"
Eddie:"Uh, can you repeat the question?"
Buck:"Boys, are you ready for adventure?!" Crash & Eddie:"Yes sir!" Buck:"For danger?!" Crash & Eddie:"Yes sir!" Buck:For death?!" Eddie:"Uh, can you repeat the question?"
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"So why do they call it the chasm of death?"
Buck:"Well we tried 'big smelly crack', but that just made everybody giggle."
"Pete? Pete?"
Ed:"Why don't we just go up?"
Shaun:"No! Don't go up there!"
Ed:"Why not?"
Shaun:"Because A, he might be one of them. And B, he might still be annoyed."
Shaun:"Pete? Pete?" Ed:"Why don't we just go up?" Shaun:"No! Don't go up there!" Ed:"Why not?" Shaun:"Because A, he might be one of them. And B, he might still be annoyed."
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"Purple Rain?"
Shaun:"No."
Ed:"Sign of the times?"
Shaun:"Definitely not."
Ed:"The Batman soundtrack?"
Shaun:"Throw it."
Ed:"Purple Rain?" Shaun:"No." Ed:"Sign of the times?" Shaun:"Definitely not." Ed:"The Batman soundtrack?" Shaun:"Throw it."
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"Look, ok, just get any blunt objects together, alright? If you get cornered, bash them in the head. That seems to work out. Keep together, stay sharp and follow me."
Shaun:"Look, ok, just get any blunt objects together, alright? If you get cornered, bash them in the head. That seems to work out. Keep together, stay sharp and follow me."
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"Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"
Shaun:"Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"
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"As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation'. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now."
Liz:"Was that on a beer mat?"
Shaun:"Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold."
Liz:"I won't say anything."
Shaun:"Thanks."
Shaun:"As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation'. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now." Liz:"Was that on a beer mat?" Shaun:"Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold." Liz:"I won't say anything." Shaun:"Thanks."
"For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!"
Shaun:"You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Charleton Heston!"
David:"I'm not a chartered accountant!"
Shaun:"Well you look like one!"
David:"For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!" Shaun:"You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Charleton Heston!" David:"I'm not a chartered accountant!" Shaun:"Well you look like one!"
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"You didn't tell me Barbara had a Jag. I've always wanted to drive one of those."
Shaun:"Yeah well it's Phillips, ok, and he won't let anyone near it. Honestly, I put half a Mars bar in the glovebox once and he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood."
Ed:"You didn't tell me Barbara had a Jag. I've always wanted to drive one of those." Shaun:"Yeah well it's Phillips, ok, and he won't let anyone near it. Honestly, I put half a Mars bar in the glovebox once and he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood."
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"You still haven't met his mum?!"
Shaun:"Not yet."
Dianne:"Don't you get along with your mum Shaun?"
Shaun:"It's not that I don't get on with her..."
David:"Are you shamed by your mum Shaun?"
Shaun:"No! I love my mum!"
Ed:"Yeah, I love his mum. She's like butter!"
David:"You still haven't met his mum?!" Shaun:"Not yet." Dianne:"Don't you get along with your mum Shaun?" Shaun:"It's not that I don't get on with her..." David:"Are you shamed by your mum Shaun?" Shaun:"No! I love my mum!" Ed:"Yeah, I love his mum. She's like butter!"
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"Mum, have you been bitten?!"
Barbara:"No, but Phillip has."
Shaun:"Oh ok."
Ed:"Has she been bitten?!"
Shaun:"No, Phillip has."
Ed:"Oh, ok."
Shaun:"Mum, have you been bitten?!" Barbara:"No, but Phillip has." Shaun:"Oh ok." Ed:"Has she been bitten?!" Shaun:"No, Phillip has." Ed:"Oh, ok."
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"As Mr Sloman always says,
there's no 'I' in team but there is an 'I' in pie. There's an 'I' in meat pie. The anagram of meat is team...
I don't know what he's talking about. Look, that's it."
Shaun:"As Mr Sloman always says,
there's no 'I' in team but there is an 'I' in pie. There's an 'I' in meat pie. The anagram of meat is team...
I don't know what he's talking about. Look, that's it."
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"So, what's the plan?"
Shaun:"Right. We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, "I'm so sorry Phillip", then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over."
Ed:"Why have we got to go to Liz's?"
Shaun:"Because we do."
Ed:"But she dumped you!"
Shaun:"I have to know if she's all right!"
Ed:"Why?"
Shaun:"Because I love her!"
Ed:"All right, gay! I'm not staying there, though."
Shaun:"Why not?"
Ed:"If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke."
Shaun:"Okay. We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip, "Sorry Phillip", grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over."
Ed:"Perfect!"
Shaun:"No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here."
Ed:"Why not?"
Shaun:"Well, it's not really safe, is it?"
Ed:"Yeah, look at the state of it."
Shaun:"Where's safe? Where's familiar?"
Ed:"Where can I smoke?"
Shaun:"Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, 'Sorry', grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
Ed:"Yeah, boyyyeee!"
Ed:"So, what's the plan?" Shaun:"Right. We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, "I'm so sorry Phillip", then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over." Ed:"Why have we got to go to Liz's?" Shaun:"Because we do." Ed:"But she dumped you!" Shaun:"I have to know if she's all right!" Ed:"Why?" Shaun:"Because I love her!" Ed:"All right, gay! I'm not staying there, though." Shaun:"Why not?" Ed:"If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke." Shaun:"Okay. We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip, "Sorry Phillip", grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over." Ed:"Perfect!" Shaun:"No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here." Ed:"Why not?" Shaun:"Well, it's not really safe, is it?" Ed:"Yeah, look at the state of it." Shaun:"Where's safe? Where's familiar?" Ed:"Where can I smoke?" Shaun:"Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, 'Sorry', grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?" Ed:"Yeah, boyyyeee!"
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"I still don't actually understand why we're going to the Winchester!"
Shaun:"Because it's a pub! It's safe! It's secure!"
Ed:"They know us there!"
David:"I still don't actually understand why we're going to the Winchester!" Shaun:"Because it's a pub! It's safe! It's secure!" Ed:"They know us there!"
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"You know, I don't think I got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum and my girlfriend, all in the same evening."
Shaun:"What's the matter David? Never taken a shortcut before?"
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"Look, I don't care what the telly says, all right? We have to get out of here. If we don't, they'll come up here and they'll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us."
Shaun:"Look, I don't care what the telly says, all right? We have to get out of here. If we don't, they'll come up here and they'll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us."
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"Any zombies out there?"
Shaun:"Don't say that!"
Ed:"What?"
Shaun:"That!"
Ed:"What?!"
Shaun:"That! The Z word! Don't say it!"
Ed:"Why not?!"
Shaun:"Because it's ridiculous!"
Ed:"Alright! Are there any out there though?"
Ed:"Any zombies out there?" Shaun:"Don't say that!" Ed:"What?" Shaun:"That!" Ed:"What?!" Shaun:"That! The Z word! Don't say it!" Ed:"Why not?!" Shaun:"Because it's ridiculous!" Ed:"Alright! Are there any out there though?"