saintjayne
from the episode "Objects in Space"
Jayne Cobb: "Saint Jayne! It's got a ring to it!"
Shepherd Book: "I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed."
Jayne Cobb: "I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?"
Shepherd Book: "Oh, it will be taken into consideration."
Jayne Cobb: "You made that sound kinda ominous."