Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well, your right about this being a bad idea." Zoe:"Thanks for saying sir."
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"Where'd she go?"
Simon:"I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me."
Jubal Early:"That's some nonsensical crap. Ain't nobody can do that. Your somewhere on this boat! Somewhere with a comm, playing games!"
River Laughing
Jubal Early:"That's somewhat unsettling."
Jubal Early:"Where'd she go?" Simon:"I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me." Jubal Early:"That's some nonsensical crap. Ain't nobody can do that. Your somewhere on this boat! Somewhere with a comm, playing games!" River Laughing Jubal Early:"That's somewhat unsettling."
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"So you're a bounty hunter?"
Jubal Early:"No, that ain't it at all."
Simon:"Then what are you?"
Jubal Early:"I'm a bounty hunter."
Jayne Cobb:"You know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who is in ruttin' command here."
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"Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "I don't believe there's power in the Verse that will stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
Kaylee: "I love my captain."
Jayne Cobb:"Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I don't believe there's power in the Verse that will stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." Kaylee:"I love my captain."
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"Man is stronger by far than woman, yet only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?"
Inara:"You should really have the young doctor look at this." Book:"It's not so bad." Inara:"Then I'm sure you'll be fine." Book:"I wouldn't say that."
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"He's really very gentle and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends."
Simon:"He's really very gentle and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends."
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"This here is a recipe for unpleasantness. Does she understand that?"
River:"She understands. She doesn't comprehend."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well I'm glad we made that distinction. No touching guns!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"This here is a recipe for unpleasantness. Does she understand that?" River:"She understands. She doesn't comprehend." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well I'm glad we made that distinction. No touching guns!"
"Well look at this! Looks like we got here just in the nick of time! What does that make us?"
Zoe:"Big damn heroes sir!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Ain't we just!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well look at this! Looks like we got here just in the nick of time! What does that make us?" Zoe:"Big damn heroes sir!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Ain't we just!"
Zoe Washburne:"I know something ain't right." Wash Washburne:"Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
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"Now I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So, I've given Jayne here the job of finding out."
Jayne Cobb:"He was non-specific as to how."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Now I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So, I've given Jayne here the job of finding out." Jayne Cobb:"He was non-specific as to how."
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"Come on out River. The nice man wants to kidnap you."
Simon:"Come on out River. The nice man wants to kidnap you."
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"Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"
Shepherd Book:"Quite specific. It is however somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
Zoe Washburne:"Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Shepherd Book:"Quite specific. It is however somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
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"Where's River at now?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on."
Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?"
Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?"
Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun."
Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!"
Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
Zoe Washburne:"Where's River at now?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on." Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?" Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?" Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun." Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!" Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
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"Are you Alliance?"
Jubal Early:"Am I a lion?"
Simon:"What?"
Jubal Early:"I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar."
Simon:"Are you Alliance?" Jubal Early:"Am I a lion?" Simon:"What?" Jubal Early:"I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar."
Jayne Cobb:"What, she killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been?"
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"You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?"
Jubal Early:"You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?"
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"Your out of your mind."
Jubal Early:"That's between me and my mind."
"I don't understand why we didn't leave that sob in a pool of his own blood."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "We'd be dead. Can't get payed if your dead."
Jayne Cobb: "Can't get payed if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. 10 percent of nothing is.... let me do the math here... nothing, and a nothing..."
Jayne Cobb:"I don't understand why we didn't leave that sob in a pool of his own blood." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"We'd be dead. Can't get payed if your dead." Jayne Cobb:"Can't get payed if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. 10 percent of nothing is.... let me do the math here... nothing, and a nothing..."
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"It's just an object. Doesn't mean what you think."
River:"It's just an object. Doesn't mean what you think."
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"Listen, we're holding this ground no matter what."
Bendis:"We're gonna die!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"We're not gonna die. We can't die Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Listen, we're holding this ground no matter what." Bendis:"We're gonna die!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"We're not gonna die. We can't die Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
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"I don't give half a hump if your innocent or not. So where does that put you?"
Jubal Early:"You made the right move darling. Best for you to go home with old Early." Mal:"You think so? Some of us feel differently."
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"Saint Jayne! It's got a ring to it!"
Shepherd Book: "I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed."
Jayne Cobb: "I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?"
Shepherd Book: "Oh, it will be taken into consideration."
Jayne Cobb: "You made that sound kinda ominous."
Jayne Cobb:"Saint Jayne! It's got a ring to it!" Shepherd Book:"I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed." Jayne Cobb:"I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?" Shepherd Book:"Oh, it will be taken into consideration." Jayne Cobb:"You made that sound kinda ominous."
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"Now you only got to scare him."
Jayne:"Pain is scary."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Just do it right."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Now you only got to scare him." Jayne:"Pain is scary." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Just do it right."
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"River?"
River:"River's gone."
Jubal Early:"Then who exactly are we talking to?"
River:"Your talking to Serenity. And Early, Serenity is very unhappy."
Simon:"River?" River:"River's gone." Jubal Early:"Then who exactly are we talking to?" River:"Your talking to Serenity. And Early, Serenity is very unhappy."
"Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"
Zoe Washburne:"Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up."
Wash Washburne:"I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
Wash Washburne:"Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?" Zoe Washburne:"Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up." Wash Washburne:"I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
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"That sounds like something out of science-fiction."
Zoe Washburne:"We live in a spaceship dear."
Zoe Washburne:"Is there any way I'm going to get out of this with honor and dignity?" Wash Washburne:"You're pretty down to ritual suicide, Lambi-toes."
Jayne Cobb:"I don't like the idea someone hearing what I'm thinking." Inara:"No one likes the idea of hearing what your thinking."
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"So does it happen a lot? Government commandeering your ship, telling you where to go?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"That's what governments are for... get in a man's way."
Simon:"So does it happen a lot? Government commandeering your ship, telling you where to go?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"That's what governments are for... get in a man's way."
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"What, are you saying she's a witch?"
Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast."
Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
Jayne Cobb:"What, are you saying she's a witch?" Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast." Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
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"Sir, I'd like you take the helm please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off."
Wash Washburne:"Work work work."