Alan Tudyk
Acclaimed American actor best known for his role as Wash in Joss Whedon's Firefly. He's also appeared in DodgeBall, A Knight's Tale, I, Robot and Dollhouse.
Sound clips from A Knight's Tale (2001)
"We're the sons of peasants! Glory and riches and stars are beyond our grasp! But a full stomach, that dream can come true!"
Wat:"We're the sons of peasants! Glory and riches and stars are beyond our grasp! But a full stomach, that dream can come true!"
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"It's called a lance... hullo!"
Wat:"It's called a lance... hullo!"
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"You want to drop behind for a more dramatic victory!"
Wat:"You want to drop behind for a more dramatic victory!"
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"I don't understand women..." Chaucer:"Nor do I, but they understand us... maybe not you..."
Wat:"I don't understand women..."
Chaucer:"Nor do I, but they understand us... maybe not you..."
Chaucer:"Nor do I, but they understand us... maybe not you..."
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"I think he's getting worse." Roland:"He is getting worse..."
Wat:"I think he's getting worse."
Roland:"He is getting worse..."
Roland:"He is getting worse..."
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"Betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails! I will rip... all the... Pain, lots of pain!"
Wat:"Betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails! I will rip... all the... Pain, lots of pain!"
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Sound clips from Firefly (2002)
"I know something ain't right." Wash Washburne:"Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
Zoe Washburne:"I know something ain't right."
Wash Washburne:"Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
Wash Washburne:"Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
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"You don't have to worry about me." Wash Washburne:"Well, Zoe's out on a deal. I always worry, so its not out of my way."
Simon Tam:"You don't have to worry about me."
Wash Washburne:"Well, Zoe's out on a deal. I always worry, so its not out of my way."
Wash Washburne:"Well, Zoe's out on a deal. I always worry, so its not out of my way."
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"I don't mean to alarm anybody but, I think we're being followed."
Wash Washburne:"I don't mean to alarm anybody but, I think we're being followed."
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"Here's something you can't do."
Wash Washburne:"Here's something you can't do."
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"Sir, I'd like you take the helm please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off." Wash Washburne:"Work work work."
Zoe Washburne:"Sir, I'd like you take the helm please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off."
Wash Washburne:"Work work work."
Wash Washburne:"Work work work."
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"Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?" Zoe Washburne:"Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up." Wash Washburne:"I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
Wash Washburne:"Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"
Zoe Washburne:"Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up."
Wash Washburne:"I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
Zoe Washburne:"Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up."
Wash Washburne:"I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
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"Where's River at now?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on." Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?" Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?" Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun." Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!" Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
Zoe Washburne:"Where's River at now?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on."
Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?"
Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?"
Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun."
Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!"
Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on."
Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?"
Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?"
Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun."
Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!"
Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
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"What, are you saying she's a witch?" Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast." Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
Jayne Cobb:"What, are you saying she's a witch?"
Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast."
Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast."
Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
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"How did your brain even learn human speech? I just get so curious!"
Wash Washburne:"How did your brain even learn human speech? I just get so curious!"
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"That sounds like something out of science-fiction." Zoe Washburne:"We live in a spaceship dear."
Wash Washburne:"That sounds like something out of science-fiction."
Zoe Washburne:"We live in a spaceship dear."
Zoe Washburne:"We live in a spaceship dear."
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"Can I mop your brow? I'm at the ready with the fearsome brow mop!"
Wash Washburne:"Can I mop your brow? I'm at the ready with the fearsome brow mop!"
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"I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it."
Wash Washburne: "I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it."
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"Is there any way I'm going to get out of this with honor and dignity?" Wash Washburne:"You're pretty down to ritual suicide, Lambi-toes."
Zoe Washburne:"Is there any way I'm going to get out of this with honor and dignity?"
Wash Washburne:"You're pretty down to ritual suicide, Lambi-toes."
Wash Washburne:"You're pretty down to ritual suicide, Lambi-toes."
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"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
Wash Washburne: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
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Sound clips from Serenity (2005)
"This landing is gonna get pretty interesting." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Define interesting." Wash:"Oh god oh god we're all gonna die!"
Wash:"This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Define interesting."
Wash:"Oh god oh god we're all gonna die!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Define interesting."
Wash:"Oh god oh god we're all gonna die!"
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"What in the hell happened back there?!" Wash:"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl... cuz I don't think that's ever getting old."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What in the hell happened back there?!"
Wash:"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl... cuz I don't think that's ever getting old."
Wash:"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl... cuz I don't think that's ever getting old."
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"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar."
Wash:"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar."
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"What the hell?!" Wash:"It's ok! I'm a leaf on the wind!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What does that mean?!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What the hell?!"
Wash:"It's ok! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What does that mean?!"
Wash:"It's ok! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What does that mean?!"
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"What was that?" Wash:"Did you see that?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Was that the primary buffer panel?" Wash:"It did seem to resemble..." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my goram ship for no apparent reason?!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What was that?"
Wash:"Did you see that?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Was that the primary buffer panel?"
Wash:"It did seem to resemble..."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my goram ship for no apparent reason?!"
Wash:"Did you see that?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Was that the primary buffer panel?"
Wash:"It did seem to resemble..."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my goram ship for no apparent reason?!"
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"Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence? Or is this the wrong crowd."
Wash:"Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence? Or is this the wrong crowd."
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"We all here? What's going on? Hello?"
Wash:"We all here? What's going on? Hello?"
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"Well, just get us on the ground." Wash:"That part will happen pretty definitely."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well, just get us on the ground."
Wash:"That part will happen pretty definitely."
Wash:"That part will happen pretty definitely."
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"So, trap?" Mal:"Trap." Zoe:"We going in?" Mal:"We're only but a few hours out." Wash:"Yeah, but remember the part where it's a trap?" Mal:"Well if that's the case, then Inara is already caught in it. She wouldn't set us up willing. Might be we get a shot at seeing whose turning these wheels. We go in." Kaylee:"But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people." Mal:"You all were watching I take it." Kaylee:"Yes..." Mal:"Did you see us fight?" Kaylee:"No." Mal:"Trap."
Zoe:"So, trap?"
Mal:"Trap."
Zoe:"We going in?"
Mal:"We're only but a few hours out."
Wash:"Yeah, but remember the part where it's a trap?"
Mal:"Well if that's the case, then Inara is already caught in it. She wouldn't set us up willing. Might be we get a shot at seeing whose turning these wheels. We go in."
Kaylee:"But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people."
Mal:"You all were watching I take it."
Kaylee:"Yes..."
Mal:"Did you see us fight?"
Kaylee:"No."
Mal:"Trap."
Mal:"Trap."
Zoe:"We going in?"
Mal:"We're only but a few hours out."
Wash:"Yeah, but remember the part where it's a trap?"
Mal:"Well if that's the case, then Inara is already caught in it. She wouldn't set us up willing. Might be we get a shot at seeing whose turning these wheels. We go in."
Kaylee:"But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people."
Mal:"You all were watching I take it."
Kaylee:"Yes..."
Mal:"Did you see us fight?"
Kaylee:"No."
Mal:"Trap."
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