Captain Jack Sparrow:"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."
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"Close haul her! Luff the sails and lay her in irons!"
Captain Barbossa:"Belay that or we'll be a sitting duck!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Belay that belay that!"
Mr Gibbs:"But Captain!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Belay! Belay! Stow! Stow! Shut it!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Close haul her! Luff the sails and lay her in irons!" Captain Barbossa:"Belay that or we'll be a sitting duck!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Belay that belay that!" Mr Gibbs:"But Captain!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Belay! Belay! Stow! Stow! Shut it!"
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"Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today, to nail your gizzard to the mast you poxy cur!"
Elizabeth Swann:"Barbossa! Marry us!" Captain Barbossa:"I'm a little busy at the moment!"
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"Trim that sail!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Trim that sail!"
Captain Barbossa:"Slack windward brace and sheet!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Slack windward brace and sheet!"
Captain Barbossa:"Haul the pennant line!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Haul the pennant line!"
Captain Barbossa:"What are you doing?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!"
Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!"
Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?! Captain gives orders on the ship!"
Captain Barbossa:"The Captain of the ship is giving orders!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"My ship, makes me Captain."
Captain Barbossa:"They be my charts!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well that makes you chartman!"
Captain Barbossa:"Trim that sail!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Trim that sail!" Captain Barbossa:"Slack windward brace and sheet!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Slack windward brace and sheet!" Captain Barbossa:"Haul the pennant line!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Haul the pennant line!" Captain Barbossa:"What are you doing?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!" Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!" Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?! Captain gives orders on the ship!" Captain Barbossa:"The Captain of the ship is giving orders!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"My ship, makes me Captain." Captain Barbossa:"They be my charts!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well that makes you chartman!"
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"The song has been sung. The time is upon us. We must convene the Brethren Court."
Captain Barbossa:"The song has been sung. The time is upon us. We must convene the Brethren Court."
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"William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel, or rather damsel in distress, either one?"
Will Turner:"No."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well then you wouldn't be here would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D. You're not really here."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel, or rather damsel in distress, either one?" Will Turner:"No." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well then you wouldn't be here would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D. You're not really here."
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"You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium."
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"The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons! They will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do!"
Elizabeth Swann:"The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons! They will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do!"
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"Mr Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship is gone?"
Mr Gibbs:"The ship? We're on the ship. Jack! The ship's gone!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Really?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship is gone?" Mr Gibbs:"The ship? We're on the ship. Jack! The ship's gone!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Really?!"
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"Jack Sparrow, you paid me great insult once."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"That doesn't sound like me."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Ladies, will you please shut it!"
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"You know, for all that Pirates are clever cogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things."
Mr Gibbs:"Aye."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I once sailed with a geezer that lost both his arms and part of his eye."
Mr Gibbs:"What did you call him?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Larry."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"You know, for all that Pirates are clever cogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things." Mr Gibbs:"Aye." Captain Jack Sparrow:"I once sailed with a geezer that lost both his arms and part of his eye." Mr Gibbs:"What did you call him?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Larry."
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"You're mad!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work."
"Those aren't pieces of eight, they're pieces of junk!"
Mr Gibbs:"Aye, the original plan was to use nine pieces of eight to bind Calypso, but when the first court met, the Brethren were to a one skint broke."
Pintel:"So change the name."
Mr Gibbs:"To what? To 'nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time'? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey."
Pintel:"Those aren't pieces of eight, they're pieces of junk!" Mr Gibbs:"Aye, the original plan was to use nine pieces of eight to bind Calypso, but when the first court met, the Brethren were to a one skint broke." Pintel:"So change the name." Mr Gibbs:"To what? To 'nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time'? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it?" Captain Barbossa:"It's our only hope lad." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Thats a sad commentary in and of itself."
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"Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
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"You've always run away from a fight!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not."
Captain Barbossa:"You have so."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not."
Captain Barbossa:"You have so!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not!"
Captain Barbossa:"You have so and you know it!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not! Slander and calumny! I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now, that is what we all must do. We must fight, to run away."
Captain Barbossa:"You've always run away from a fight!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not." Captain Barbossa:"You have so." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not." Captain Barbossa:"You have so!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not!" Captain Barbossa:"You have so and you know it!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not! Slander and calumny! I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now, that is what we all must do. We must fight, to run away."
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"The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed and bound her in her bones. The seas be ours and by the powers, where we will, we'll roam."
"Granted it tends to list to port and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed."
Giselle:"Is that it?"
Scarlett:"The Black Pearl?"
Giselle:"It's not very big."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?"
Giselle:"Is that it there?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yes there it is! Why is it there? It's much larger up close."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Granted it tends to list to port and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed." Giselle:"Is that it?" Scarlett:"The Black Pearl?" Giselle:"It's not very big." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?" Giselle:"Is that it there?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yes there it is! Why is it there? It's much larger up close."