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Johnny Depp

Acclaimed American actor who is widely regarded as one of the most versatile performers in the history of cinema. His best known films include the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Alice in Wonderland.
Sound clips from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

"Will Violet always be a blueberry?" Willy Wonka:"No... maybe... I don't know. But thats what you get from chewing gum all day. It's just disgusting." Mike:"If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?" Willy Wonka:"Once again you really shouldn't mumble because its kinda starting to bum me out."

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Veruca:"Will Violet always be a blueberry?"
Willy Wonka:"No... maybe... I don't know. But thats what you get from chewing gum all day. It's just disgusting."
Mike:"If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?"
Willy Wonka:"Once again you really shouldn't mumble because its kinda starting to bum me out."

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"So if I go with you to the factory, I won't ever see my family again?" Willy Wonka:"Yeah. Consider that a bonus!"

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Charlie:"So if I go with you to the factory, I won't ever see my family again?"
Willy Wonka:"Yeah. Consider that a bonus!"

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"I'm closing my chocolate factory... forever. I'm sorry."

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Willy Wonka:"I'm closing my chocolate factory... forever. I'm sorry."

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"I'm Augustus Gloop! I love your chocolate!" Willy Wonka:"I can see that. So do I. I never expected to have so much in common."

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Augustus:"I'm Augustus Gloop! I love your chocolate!"
Willy Wonka:"I can see that. So do I. I never expected to have so much in common."

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"Mr.Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde." Willy Wonka:"Oh... I don't care." Violet:"Well, you should care because I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end." Willy Wonka:"Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key."

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Violet:"Mr.Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde."
Willy Wonka:"Oh... I don't care."
Violet:"Well, you should care because I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end."
Willy Wonka:"Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key."

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"Where is my son?! Where does that pipe go to?!" Willy Wonka:"That pipe? It just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge." Mrs. Gloop:"Then he will be made into strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?!" Willy Wonka:"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate-coated Gloop? Eww. No one would buy it."

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Mrs. Gloop:"Where is my son?! Where does that pipe go to?!"
Willy Wonka:"That pipe? It just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge."
Mrs. Gloop:"Then he will be made into strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?!"
Willy Wonka:"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate-coated Gloop? Eww. No one would buy it."

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"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass. Please have a blade, please do. It's so delectable and so darn good looking." Charlie:"You can eat the grass?" Willy Wonka:"Of course you can't. Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

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Willy Wonka:"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass. Please have a blade, please do. It's so delectable and so darn good looking."
Charlie:"You can eat the grass?"
Willy Wonka:"Of course you can't. Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

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"And this is hair toffee. You suck down one of these little boogers, and in exactly half an hour, a brand new crop of hair will start growing out of the top of your little noggin. And a mustache... and a beard!" Mike:"Who wants a beard?" Willy Wonka:"Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. You know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"

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Willy Wonka:"And this is hair toffee. You suck down one of these little boogers, and in exactly half an hour, a brand new crop of hair will start growing out of the top of your little noggin. And a mustache... and a beard!"
Mike:"Who wants a beard?"
Willy Wonka:"Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. You know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"

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"What do you use Hair Cream for?" Willy Wonka:"To lock in moisture."

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Mrs. Beauregarde:"What do you use Hair Cream for?"
Willy Wonka:"To lock in moisture."

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"Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!"

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Willy Wonka:"Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!"

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"You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old dead goose... no offense." Grandpa 2:"None taken... jerk."

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Willy Wonka:"You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old dead goose... no offense."
Grandpa 2:"None taken... jerk."

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"Little girl! Don't touch that squirrels nuts!"

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Willy Wonka:"Little girl! Don't touch that squirrels nuts!"

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"You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts!" Willy Wonka:"Oh thank you. You smell like... old people... and soap."

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Grandma 2:"You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts!"
Willy Wonka:"Oh thank you. You smell like... old people... and soap."

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"My name is Willy Wonka." Veruca Salt:"Then shouldn't you be up there?" Willy Wonka:"Well I couldn't very well watch the show from up there now could I little girl."

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Willy Wonka:"My name is Willy Wonka."
Veruca Salt:"Then shouldn't you be up there?"
Willy Wonka:"Well I couldn't very well watch the show from up there now could I little girl."

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"Let's go put him in the taffy puller!" Mr. Teavee:"Taffy puller?!" Willy Wonka:"Hey that was my idea... Boy is he gonna be skinny."

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Willy Wonka:"Let's go put him in the taffy puller!"
Mr. Teavee:"Taffy puller?!"
Willy Wonka:"Hey that was my idea... Boy is he gonna be skinny."

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"I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir." Willy Wonka:"I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot."

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Veruca Salt:"I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir."
Willy Wonka:"I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot."

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"Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory." Willy Wonka:"Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?" Grandpa Joe:"No, sir." Willy Wonka:"Then wonderful, welcome back."

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Grandpa Joe:"Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory."
Willy Wonka:"Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?"
Grandpa Joe:"No, sir."
Willy Wonka:"Then wonderful, welcome back."

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"For your information little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that."

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Willy Wonka:"For your information little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that."

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"Wasn't that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale... Wow!"

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Willy Wonka:"Wasn't that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale... Wow!"

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Sound clips from Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End (2007)

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."

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"Close haul her! Luff the sails and lay her in irons!" Captain Barbossa:"Belay that or we'll be a sitting duck!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Belay that belay that!" Mr Gibbs:"But Captain!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Belay! Belay! Stow! Stow! Shut it!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Close haul her! Luff the sails and lay her in irons!"
Captain Barbossa:"Belay that or we'll be a sitting duck!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Belay that belay that!"
Mr Gibbs:"But Captain!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Belay! Belay! Stow! Stow! Shut it!"

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"Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig."

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"You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium."

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"Mr Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship is gone?" Mr Gibbs:"The ship? We're on the ship. Jack! The ship's gone!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Really?!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship is gone?"
Mr Gibbs:"The ship? We're on the ship. Jack! The ship's gone!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Really?!"

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"Jack Sparrow, you paid me great insult once." Captain Jack Sparrow:"That doesn't sound like me."

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Captain Sao Feng:"Jack Sparrow, you paid me great insult once."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"That doesn't sound like me."

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"Ladies, will you please shut it!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Ladies, will you please shut it!"

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"You're mad!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work."

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Lord Cutler Beckett:"You're mad!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work."

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"My peanut."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"My peanut."

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"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before."

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"And that was without even a single drop of rum!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"And that was without even a single drop of rum!"

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"Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it?" Captain Barbossa:"It's our only hope lad." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Thats a sad commentary in and of itself."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it?"
Captain Barbossa:"It's our only hope lad."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Thats a sad commentary in and of itself."

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"Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

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"You've always run away from a fight!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not." Captain Barbossa:"You have so." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not." Captain Barbossa:"You have so!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not!" Captain Barbossa:"You have so and you know it!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not! Slander and calumny! I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now, that is what we all must do. We must fight, to run away."

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Captain Barbossa:"You've always run away from a fight!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not."
Captain Barbossa:"You have so."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not."
Captain Barbossa:"You have so!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not!"
Captain Barbossa:"You have so and you know it!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not! Slander and calumny! I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now, that is what we all must do. We must fight, to run away."

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"Take what you can." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Give nothing back."

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Mr Gibbs:"Take what you can."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Give nothing back."

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"'Up is down'. Well that's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"'Up is down'. Well that's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear."

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"Granted it tends to list to port and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed." Giselle:"Is that it?" Scarlett:"The Black Pearl?" Giselle:"It's not very big." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?" Giselle:"Is that it there?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yes there it is! Why is it there? It's much larger up close."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Granted it tends to list to port and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed."
Giselle:"Is that it?"
Scarlett:"The Black Pearl?"
Giselle:"It's not very big."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?"
Giselle:"Is that it there?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yes there it is! Why is it there? It's much larger up close."

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"Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

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"William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel, or rather damsel in distress, either one?" Will Turner:"No." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well then you wouldn't be here would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D. You're not really here."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel, or rather damsel in distress, either one?"
Will Turner:"No."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well then you wouldn't be here would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D. You're not really here."

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"You know, for all that Pirates are clever cogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things." Mr Gibbs:"Aye." Captain Jack Sparrow:"I once sailed with a geezer that lost both his arms and part of his eye." Mr Gibbs:"What did you call him?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Larry."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"You know, for all that Pirates are clever cogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things."
Mr Gibbs:"Aye."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I once sailed with a geezer that lost both his arms and part of his eye."
Mr Gibbs:"What did you call him?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Larry."

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"Oi! My pistol!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oi! My pistol!"

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"Trim that sail!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Trim that sail!" Captain Barbossa:"Slack windward brace and sheet!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Slack windward brace and sheet!" Captain Barbossa:"Haul the pennant line!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Haul the pennant line!" Captain Barbossa:"What are you doing?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!" Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!" Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?! Captain gives orders on the ship!" Captain Barbossa:"The Captain of the ship is giving orders!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"My ship, makes me Captain." Captain Barbossa:"They be my charts!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well that makes you chartman!"

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Captain Barbossa:"Trim that sail!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Trim that sail!"
Captain Barbossa:"Slack windward brace and sheet!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Slack windward brace and sheet!"
Captain Barbossa:"Haul the pennant line!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Haul the pennant line!"
Captain Barbossa:"What are you doing?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!"
Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!"
Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?! Captain gives orders on the ship!"
Captain Barbossa:"The Captain of the ship is giving orders!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"My ship, makes me Captain."
Captain Barbossa:"They be my charts!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well that makes you chartman!"

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Sound clips from Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest (2006)

"So do we have a heading?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Ah! A heading! Set sail in a, general, uhh, that way direction!"

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Marty:"So do we have a heading?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Ah! A heading! Set sail in a, general, uhh, that way direction!"

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"It's a key." Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! Much more better. It is a drawing of a key."

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Marty:"It's a key."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! Much more better. It is a drawing of a key."

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"Gentlemen, what do keys do?" Pirate:"Keys unlock things?" Mr Gibbs:"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable! So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?" Mr Gibbs:"So we're going after this key?!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"You're not making any sense at all."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Gentlemen, what do keys do?"
Pirate:"Keys unlock things?"
Mr Gibbs:"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable! So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"
Mr Gibbs:"So we're going after this key?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"You're not making any sense at all."

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"Why is the rum always gone?"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Why is the rum always gone?"

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"Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie?"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie?"

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"Lom se se, eunuchy, snip snip."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Lom se se, eunuchy, snip snip."

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"Oh bugger."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oh bugger."

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"Not good."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Not good."

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"Alas my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost..." Wave Splashes Captain Jack Sparrow:"...Captain Jack Sparrow."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Alas my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost..."
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Captain Jack Sparrow:"...Captain Jack Sparrow."

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"Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yes to the first. Yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."

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Mr Gibbs:"Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yes to the first. Yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."

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"Mr Gibbs!" Mr Gibbs:"Captain!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"We have a need to travel upriver." Mr Gibbs:"By 'need', do you mean a trifling need? Fleeting? As in, say, a passing fancy?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"No, a resolute and unyielding need."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Gibbs!"
Mr Gibbs:"Captain!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"We have a need to travel upriver."
Mr Gibbs:"By 'need', do you mean a trifling need? Fleeting? As in, say, a passing fancy?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No, a resolute and unyielding need."

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"You want me to find this?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"No. You want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's her face."

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Will Turner:"You want me to find this?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No. You want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's her face."

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"This is going to save Elizabeth?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"How much do you know about Davy Jones?" Will Turner:"Not much." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yeah. It's gonna save Elizabeth."

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Will Turner:"This is going to save Elizabeth?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"How much do you know about Davy Jones?"
Will Turner:"Not much."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yeah. It's gonna save Elizabeth."

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"No worries mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back... thick as thieves, nigh inseparable we are... were... have been... before..." Mr Gibbs:"I'll watch your back." Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's me front I'm worried about."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"No worries mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back... thick as thieves, nigh inseparable we are... were... have been... before..."
Mr Gibbs:"I'll watch your back."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's me front I'm worried about."

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"You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner." Will Turner:"You know me?" Tia Dalma:"You want to know me." Captain Jack Sparrow:"There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving without it. I thought I knew you."

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Tia Dalma:"You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner."
Will Turner:"You know me?"
Tia Dalma:"You want to know me."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving without it. I thought I knew you."

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"You know I demand payment." Captain Jack Sparrow:"I brought payment. Look, an undead monkey! Top that!"

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Tia Dalma:"You know I demand payment."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I brought payment. Look, an undead monkey! Top that!"

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"You knew this?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"I did not. I didn't know where the key was. But now we do. So all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key, and you go back to Port Royal and save your bonnie lass, eh!"

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Will Turner:"You knew this?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I did not. I didn't know where the key was. But now we do. So all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key, and you go back to Port Royal and save your bonnie lass, eh!"

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"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt." Tia Dalma:"Yes." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Is the jar of dirt going to help?" Tia Dalma:"If you don't want it, give it back." Captain Jack Sparrow:"No." Tia Dalma:"Then it helps."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt."
Tia Dalma:"Yes."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
Tia Dalma:"If you don't want it, give it back."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No."
Tia Dalma:"Then it helps."

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"So what's your plan then?" Will Turner:"I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key." Captain Jack Sparrow:"And if there are crewman?" Will Turner:"I cut down anyone in my path." Captain Jack Sparrow:"I like it. Simple, easy to remember."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"So what's your plan then?"
Will Turner:"I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"And if there are crewman?"
Will Turner:"I cut down anyone in my path."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I like it. Simple, easy to remember."

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"You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon." Davy Jones:"Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself all these years as 'Captain Jack Sparrow'!?"

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Davy Jones:"You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon."
Davy Jones:"Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself all these years as 'Captain Jack Sparrow'!?"

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"You have my payment. One soul to serve on your ship. He's already over there." Davy Jones:"One soul is not equal to another!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Ah ha! So we've established my proposal is sound in principle, now we're just haggling over price."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"You have my payment. One soul to serve on your ship. He's already over there."
Davy Jones:"One soul is not equal to another!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Ah ha! So we've established my proposal is sound in principle, now we're just haggling over price."

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"Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony."

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"But I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yep! I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood, I mean ink?"

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Davy Jones:"But I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yep! I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood, I mean ink?"

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"I feel sullied and unusual."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"I feel sullied and unusual."

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"And how do you intend to harvest these 99 souls in 3 days?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Fortunately he was mum as the condition in which these souls need be." Mr Gibbs:"Ah! Tortuga." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Tortuga."

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Mr Gibbs:"And how do you intend to harvest these 99 souls in 3 days?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Fortunately he was mum as the condition in which these souls need be."
Mr Gibbs:"Ah! Tortuga."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Tortuga."

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"So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow?! Or should I just kill you now." Captain Jack Sparrow:"You're hired."

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Norrington:"So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow?! Or should I just kill you now."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"You're hired."

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"Captain Sparrow?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Come to join my crew lad? Welcome aboard!" Elizabeth Swann:"I'm here to find the man I love." Captain Jack Sparrow:"I'm deeply flattered son, but my first and only love is the sea."

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Elizabeth Swann:"Captain Sparrow?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Come to join my crew lad? Welcome aboard!"
Elizabeth Swann:"I'm here to find the man I love."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I'm deeply flattered son, but my first and only love is the sea."

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"Elizabeth! Hide the rum."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Elizabeth! Hide the rum."

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"You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."

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"You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?" Norrington:"You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax." Captain Jack Sparrow:"You smell funny."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?"
Norrington:"You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"You smell funny."

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"My compass is unique." Norrington:"Unique here having the meaning of broken."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"My compass is unique."
Norrington:"Unique here having the meaning of broken."

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"You know, Lizzie. I am captain of a ship. And being captain of a ship, I could in fact perform a marriage, right here, right on this deck, right now." Elizabeth Swann:"No thank you." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Why not? We are very much alike, you and I, I and you, us." Elizabeth Swann:"Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center... and personal hygiene." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Trifles."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"You know, Lizzie. I am captain of a ship. And being captain of a ship, I could in fact perform a marriage, right here, right on this deck, right now."
Elizabeth Swann:"No thank you."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Why not? We are very much alike, you and I, I and you, us."
Elizabeth Swann:"Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center... and personal hygiene."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Trifles."

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"You will come over to my side, I know it." Elizabeth Swann:"You seem very certain." Captain Jack Sparrow:"One word love, curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"You will come over to my side, I know it."
Elizabeth Swann:"You seem very certain."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"One word love, curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist."

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"Because you and I are alike. And there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing." Captain Jack Sparrow:"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

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Elizabeth Swann:"Because you and I are alike. And there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

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"You'll have the chance to do something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something. That your a good man." Captain Jack Sparrow:"All evidence to the contrary." Elizabeth Swann:"Oh I have faith in you. Want to know why?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Do tell deary." Elizabeth Swann:"Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired, and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like."

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Elizabeth Swann:"You'll have the chance to do something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something. That your a good man."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"All evidence to the contrary."
Elizabeth Swann:"Oh I have faith in you. Want to know why?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Do tell deary."
Elizabeth Swann:"Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired, and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like."

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"I want my jar of dirt."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"I want my jar of dirt."

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"How did you get here?" Will Turner:"Sea turtles mate. A pair of them, strapped to my feet." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Not so easy is it."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"How did you get here?"
Will Turner:"Sea turtles mate. A pair of them, strapped to my feet."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Not so easy is it."

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"Everything you said to me, every word was a lie!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Pretty much."

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Elizabeth Swann:"Everything you said to me, every word was a lie!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Pretty much."

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"The dark side of ambition." Norrington:"Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"The dark side of ambition."
Norrington:"Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption."

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"Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life." Will Turner:"Be my guest." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to himself, eh? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"

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Norrington:"Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life."
Will Turner:"Be my guest."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to himself, eh? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"

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"Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!" Jack Falls Captain Jack Sparrow:"Got it!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!"
Jack Falls
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Got it!"

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"Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!"

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"Hello Beastie."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Hello Beastie."

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Sound clips from Pirates of the Caribbean - On Stranger Tides (2011)

"I understand everything, except that whig."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"I understand everything, except that whig."

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"Wet! Wet again!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Wet! Wet again!"

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"The ship is ours!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"The ship is ours!"

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"Captain, I wish to report a mutiny."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Captain, I wish to report a mutiny."

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Sound clips from Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

"You cheated!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Pirate..."

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Will Turner:"You cheated!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Pirate..."

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"I suppose you didn't deserve that one either." Captain Jack Sparrow:"No that one I deserved."

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Will Turner:"I suppose you didn't deserve that one either."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No that one I deserved."

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"This girl. How far are you willing to go to save her?" Will Turner:"I'd die for her!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oh good. No worries then."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"This girl. How far are you willing to go to save her?"
Will Turner:"I'd die for her!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oh good. No worries then."

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"Who makes all these?!" Will Turner:"I do! And I practice with them 3 hours a day!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"You need to find yourself a girl mate."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Who makes all these?!"
Will Turner:"I do! And I practice with them 3 hours a day!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"You need to find yourself a girl mate."

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"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." Captain Jack Sparrow:"But you have heard of me."

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Norrington:"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"But you have heard of me."

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"I thank ye Jack." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Your welcome." Captain Barbossa:"Not you, we named the monkey Jack."

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Captain Barbossa:"I thank ye Jack."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Your welcome."
Captain Barbossa:"Not you, we named the monkey Jack."

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"This is either madness, or brilliance!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

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Will Turner:"This is either madness, or brilliance!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

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"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it."

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"Parla... parsnipe... parsley... partner... partner..." Ragetti:"Parley?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"That's the one! Parley!" Pintel:"Parley?! Damn to the depths whatever mutton head thought of parley!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"That would be the french."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Parla... parsnipe... parsley... partner... partner..."
Ragetti:"Parley?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"That's the one! Parley!"
Pintel:"Parley?! Damn to the depths whatever mutton head thought of parley!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"That would be the french."

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"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing?! You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!" Elizabeth Swann:"Yes the rum is gone." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Why is the rum gone?!" Elizabeth Swann:"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels! Two! That signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me! Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"But why is the rum gone?!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing?! You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!"
Elizabeth Swann:"Yes the rum is gone."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Why is the rum gone?!"
Elizabeth Swann:"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels! Two! That signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me! Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"But why is the rum gone?!"

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"Welcome to the Caribbean love."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Welcome to the Caribbean love."

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"Who are you?!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"No one! He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice though... eunuch."

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Captain Barbossa:"Who are you?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No one! He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice though... eunuch."

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"Perhaps the reason you practice 3 hours a day is that you already found one, and otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet... your not a eunuch are you?"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Perhaps the reason you practice 3 hours a day is that you already found one, and otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet... your not a eunuch are you?"

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"Where's Elizabeth?!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."

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Will Turner:"Where's Elizabeth?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."

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"Mr Cotton! Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr Cotton! Answer man!" Mister Gibbs:"He's a mute sir... poor devil had his tongue cut out. So he trained the parrot to talk for him. No ones yet figured how." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Cotton's parrot... same question." Parrot:"Wind in his sails... wind in his sails." Mister Gibbs:"Mostly we figured that means yes."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Cotton! Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr Cotton! Answer man!"
Mister Gibbs:"He's a mute sir... poor devil had his tongue cut out. So he trained the parrot to talk for him. No ones yet figured how."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Cotton's parrot... same question."
Parrot:"Wind in his sails... wind in his sails."
Mister Gibbs:"Mostly we figured that means yes."

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"How did Jack get off the island?" Mr. Gibbs:"Well, I'll tell ya. He waded out into the shallows and he waited there three days and three nights. Till all manner of sea creatures became acclimated to his presence. Then on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft." Will Turner:"He roped a couple of sea turtles?" Mr. Gibbs:"Aye, sea turtles." Will Turner:"What did he use for rope?" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Human hair. From my back."

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Will Turner:"How did Jack get off the island?"
Mr. Gibbs:"Well, I'll tell ya. He waded out into the shallows and he waited there three days and three nights. Till all manner of sea creatures became acclimated to his presence. Then on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft."
Will Turner:"He roped a couple of sea turtles?"
Mr. Gibbs:"Aye, sea turtles."
Will Turner:"What did he use for rope?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Human hair. From my back."

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"We're devils, we're black sheep. We're really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirates life for me!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oh I love this song! Really bad eggs!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann:"We're devils, we're black sheep. We're really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirates life for me!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oh I love this song! Really bad eggs!"

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"The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice... unlikely... young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice... unlikely... young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him."

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"Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs, but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs, but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom."

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"I must admit Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out your a hard man to predict." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

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Captain Barbossa:"I must admit Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out your a hard man to predict."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

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"No! Not good! Stop! Not good!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! Not good! Stop! Not good!"

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"And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho."

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"Apparently there's some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?" Murtogg:"Someone has to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians." Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me that a ship like that, makes this one here a bit superfluous, really." Murtogg:"Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed." Captain Jack Sparrow:"I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable... The Black Pearl." Mullroy:"Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor." Murtogg:"The Black Pearl is a real ship." Mullroy:"No, it's not." Murtogg:"Yes it is, I've seen it." Mullroy:"You've seen it?" Murtogg:"Yes." Mullroy:"You haven't seen it." Murtogg:"Yes, I have." Mullroy:"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?" Murtogg:"No." Mullroy:"No." Murtogg:"But I have seen a ship with black sails." Mullroy:"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?" Murtogg:"No." Mullroy:"Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor... HEY!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Apparently there's some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?"
Murtogg:"Someone has to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me that a ship like that, makes this one here a bit superfluous, really."
Murtogg:"Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable... The Black Pearl."
Mullroy:"Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor."
Murtogg:"The Black Pearl is a real ship."
Mullroy:"No, it's not."
Murtogg:"Yes it is, I've seen it."
Mullroy:"You've seen it?"
Murtogg:"Yes."
Mullroy:"You haven't seen it."
Murtogg:"Yes, I have."
Mullroy:"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"
Murtogg:"No."
Mullroy:"No."
Murtogg:"But I have seen a ship with black sails."
Mullroy:"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?"
Murtogg:"No."
Mullroy:"Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor... HEY!"

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"Hold up there you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name." Captain Jack Sparrow:"What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name." Harbormaster:"Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith."

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Harbormaster:"Hold up there you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name."
Harbormaster:"Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith."

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"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

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"Easy on the goods darling." Elizabeth Swann:"You're despicable." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Sticks and stones love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"Easy on the goods darling."
Elizabeth Swann:"You're despicable."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Sticks and stones love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square."

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"Pirate or not this man saved my life!" Norrington:"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness." Captain Jack Sparrow:"Though it seems enough to condemn him."

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Elizabeth Swann:"Pirate or not this man saved my life!"
Norrington:"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Though it seems enough to condemn him."

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"And then they made me their chief..."

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Captain Jack Sparrow:"And then they made me their chief..."

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"What's your name" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Smith! Or smithy, if you like." Mullroy:"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?" Murtogg:"Yeah, and no lies!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." Murtogg:"I said no lies!" Mullroy:"I think he's telling the truth." Murtogg:"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!" Captain Jack Sparrow:"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

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Mullroy:"What's your name"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Smith! Or smithy, if you like."
Mullroy:"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
Murtogg:"Yeah, and no lies!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."
Murtogg:"I said no lies!"
Mullroy:"I think he's telling the truth."
Murtogg:"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

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"This dock is off-limits to civilians." Captain Jack Sparrow:"I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."

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Murtogg:"This dock is off-limits to civilians."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."

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Sound clips from Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

"You're barking mad! Killing a man what done you no harm!" Sweeney Todd:"He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings." Mrs. Lovett:"Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles."

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Mrs. Lovett:"You're barking mad! Killing a man what done you no harm!"
Sweeney Todd:"He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings."
Mrs. Lovett:"Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles."

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"Who sir?! You sir?! No ones in the chair, come on, come on! Sweeney's waiting, I want you bleeders!"

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Sweeney Todd:"Who sir?! You sir?! No ones in the chair, come on, come on! Sweeney's waiting, I want you bleeders!"

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"I can guarantee to give you without a pennies charge, the closest shave you'll ever know."

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Sweeney Todd:"I can guarantee to give you without a pennies charge, the closest shave you'll ever know."

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"At last! My arm is complete again!"

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Sweeney Todd:"At last! My arm is complete again!"

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"What's the sound of the world out there?" Mrs. Lovett:"What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound?" Sweeney Todd:"Those crunching noises pervading the air!" Mrs. Lovett:"Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, all around!" Sweeney Todd:"It's man devouring man, my dear!" Sweeney Todd & Mrs. Lovett:"And who are we to deny it in here!"

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Sweeney Todd:"What's the sound of the world out there?"
Mrs. Lovett:"What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound?"
Sweeney Todd:"Those crunching noises pervading the air!"
Mrs. Lovett:"Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, all around!"
Sweeney Todd:"It's man devouring man, my dear!"
Sweeney Todd & Mrs. Lovett:"And who are we to deny it in here!"

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"I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders, from the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru. But there's no place like London." Sweeney Todd:"No, there's no place like London." Anthony Hope:"Mr. Todd?" Sweeney Todd:"You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn."

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Anthony Hope:"I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders, from the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru. But there's no place like London."
Sweeney Todd:"No, there's no place like London."
Anthony Hope:"Mr. Todd?"
Sweeney Todd:"You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn."

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"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it, and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few. Making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed. I too have sailed the world and seen it's wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru. But there's no place like London!"

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Sweeney Todd:"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it, and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few. Making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed. I too have sailed the world and seen it's wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru. But there's no place like London!"

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"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and its filled with people who are filled with ****, and the vermin of the world inhabit it! But not for long!"

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Sweeney Todd:"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and its filled with people who are filled with ****, and the vermin of the world inhabit it! But not for long!"

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"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and its filled with people who are filled with ****, and the vermin of the world inhabit it!"

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Sweeney Todd:"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and its filled with people who are filled with ****, and the vermin of the world inhabit it!"

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"Come for a shave, have you lad?"

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Sweeney Todd:"Come for a shave, have you lad?"

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Sound clips from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)

"One imagination at a time. Free from the influence of another." Woman:"Boring." Imaginarium Tony 1:"Don't shoot the messenger babe."

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Imaginarium Tony 1:"One imagination at a time. Free from the influence of another."
Woman:"Boring."
Imaginarium Tony 1:"Don't shoot the messenger babe."

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