Will Ferrell
Acclaimed American comedian, actor and writer. His more famous roles include Anchorman, Elf, Old School, Stranger than Fiction and Zoolander.
Sound clips from Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
"I mean come on Ed, it's bull crap! Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engine, but they don't belong in the newsroom!" Champ Kind:"It's anchorMAN! Not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact!" Brick Tamland:"I don't know what we're yelling about!" Brian Fantana:"You're with us, Ron, what do you think?" Ron Burgundy:"She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!" Brick Tamland:"Loud noises!"
Brian Fantana:"I mean come on Ed, it's bull crap! Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engine, but they don't belong in the newsroom!"
Champ Kind:"It's anchorMAN! Not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact!"
Brick Tamland:"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
Brian Fantana:"You're with us, Ron, what do you think?"
Ron Burgundy:"She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!"
Brick Tamland:"Loud noises!"
Champ Kind:"It's anchorMAN! Not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact!"
Brick Tamland:"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
Brian Fantana:"You're with us, Ron, what do you think?"
Ron Burgundy:"She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!"
Brick Tamland:"Loud noises!"
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"I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain! And there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs! And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"
Ron Burgundy:"I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain! And there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs! And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"
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"Mr Burgundy, you are acting like a baby." Ron Burgundy:"I'm not a baby, I am a man! I am an anchorman!" Veronica Corningstone:"You are not a man! You are a big fat joke!" Ron Burgundy:"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
Veronica Corningstone:"Mr Burgundy, you are acting like a baby."
Ron Burgundy:"I'm not a baby, I am a man! I am an anchorman!"
Veronica Corningstone:"You are not a man! You are a big fat joke!"
Ron Burgundy:"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
Ron Burgundy:"I'm not a baby, I am a man! I am an anchorman!"
Veronica Corningstone:"You are not a man! You are a big fat joke!"
Ron Burgundy:"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
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"You know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."
Ron Burgundy:"You know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."
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"You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad... that's amazing."
Ron Burgundy:"You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad... that's amazing."
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"For all of us here at news center 4, I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy San Diego."
Ron Burgundy:"For all of us here at news center 4, I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy San Diego."
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"What in the hell is diversity?" Ron Burgundy:"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
Champ Kind:"What in the hell is diversity?"
Ron Burgundy:"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
Ron Burgundy:"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
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"Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?" Brick Tamland:"I don't know."
Ron Burgundy:"Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?"
Brick Tamland:"I don't know."
Brick Tamland:"I don't know."
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"Now before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. Rule number 1, no touching of the hair or face!" Arturo Mendes:"Of course!" Ron Burgundy:"And that's it! Now let's do this!"
Ron Burgundy:"Now before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. Rule number 1, no touching of the hair or face!"
Arturo Mendes:"Of course!"
Ron Burgundy:"And that's it! Now let's do this!"
Arturo Mendes:"Of course!"
Ron Burgundy:"And that's it! Now let's do this!"
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"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast." Champ Kind:"It jumped up a notch." Ron Burgundy:"It did, didn't it?" Brick Tamland:"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart." Ron Burgundy:"I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?" Brick Tamland:"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident." Ron Burgundy:"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder. I'm proud of you fellas. You kept your head on a swivel and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight!"
Ron Burgundy:"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
Champ Kind:"It jumped up a notch."
Ron Burgundy:"It did, didn't it?"
Brick Tamland:"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart."
Ron Burgundy:"I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?"
Brick Tamland:"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
Ron Burgundy:"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder. I'm proud of you fellas. You kept your head on a swivel and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight!"
Champ Kind:"It jumped up a notch."
Ron Burgundy:"It did, didn't it?"
Brick Tamland:"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart."
Ron Burgundy:"I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?"
Brick Tamland:"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
Ron Burgundy:"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder. I'm proud of you fellas. You kept your head on a swivel and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight!"
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"Time to musk up." Ron Burgundy:"Wow... Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight." Brian Fantana:"No, she gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good." Ron Burgundy:"It's quite pungent." Brian Fantana:"Oh yeah." Ron Burgundy:"It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way." Brian Fantana:"Yep." Ron Burgundy:"Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline." Brian Fantana:"They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time." Ron Burgundy:"That doesn't make sense."
Brian Fantana:"Time to musk up."
Ron Burgundy:"Wow... Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
Brian Fantana:"No, she gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."
Ron Burgundy:"It's quite pungent."
Brian Fantana:"Oh yeah."
Ron Burgundy:"It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
Brian Fantana:"Yep."
Ron Burgundy:"Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
Brian Fantana:"They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time."
Ron Burgundy:"That doesn't make sense."
Ron Burgundy:"Wow... Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
Brian Fantana:"No, she gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."
Ron Burgundy:"It's quite pungent."
Brian Fantana:"Oh yeah."
Ron Burgundy:"It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
Brian Fantana:"Yep."
Ron Burgundy:"Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
Brian Fantana:"They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time."
Ron Burgundy:"That doesn't make sense."
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"That's going to do it for all of us here at channel 4 news. You stay classy San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?" Ed Harken:"Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?!"
Ron Burgundy:"That's going to do it for all of us here at channel 4 news. You stay classy San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Ed Harken:"Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?!"
Ed Harken:"Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?!"
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"Ohhh! Great Odin's raven!"
Ron Burgundy:"Ohhh! Great Odin's raven!"
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"Son of a bee sting! She's turning the entire office against us!" Brian Fantana:"This is grim. Real Grim." Champ Kind:"What are we going to do?" Ron Burgundy:"There's only one thing a man can do when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk." Champ Kind:"Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?" Ron Burgundy:"No... buy new suits!"
Ron Burgundy:"Son of a bee sting! She's turning the entire office against us!"
Brian Fantana:"This is grim. Real Grim."
Champ Kind:"What are we going to do?"
Ron Burgundy:"There's only one thing a man can do when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk."
Champ Kind:"Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?"
Ron Burgundy:"No... buy new suits!"
Brian Fantana:"This is grim. Real Grim."
Champ Kind:"What are we going to do?"
Ron Burgundy:"There's only one thing a man can do when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk."
Champ Kind:"Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?"
Ron Burgundy:"No... buy new suits!"
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"Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and this is what's happening in your world tonight."
Ron Burgundy:"Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and this is what's happening in your world tonight."
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"I love carpet. I love desk." Ron Burgundy:"Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?" Brick Tamland:"I love lamp." Ron Burgundy:"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?" Brick Tamland:"I love lamp! I love lamp!"
Brick Tamland:"I love carpet. I love desk."
Ron Burgundy:"Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"
Brick Tamland:"I love lamp."
Ron Burgundy:"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"
Brick Tamland:"I love lamp! I love lamp!"
Ron Burgundy:"Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"
Brick Tamland:"I love lamp."
Ron Burgundy:"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"
Brick Tamland:"I love lamp! I love lamp!"
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Sound clips from Stranger than Fiction (2006)
"Miss Pascal, what you're describing is anarchy. Are you an anarchist?" Ana Pascal:"You mean, am I a member..." Harold Crick:"An anarchist group, yes." Ana Pascal:"Anarchists have a group?" Harold Crick:"I believe so, sure." Ana Pascal:"They assemble?" Harold Crick:"Uh I don't know." Ana Pascal:"Wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?"
Harold Crick:"Miss Pascal, what you're describing is anarchy. Are you an anarchist?"
Ana Pascal:"You mean, am I a member..."
Harold Crick:"An anarchist group, yes."
Ana Pascal:"Anarchists have a group?"
Harold Crick:"I believe so, sure."
Ana Pascal:"They assemble?"
Harold Crick:"Uh I don't know."
Ana Pascal:"Wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?"
Ana Pascal:"You mean, am I a member..."
Harold Crick:"An anarchist group, yes."
Ana Pascal:"Anarchists have a group?"
Harold Crick:"I believe so, sure."
Ana Pascal:"They assemble?"
Harold Crick:"Uh I don't know."
Ana Pascal:"Wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?"
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"Actually it should only take the day to make sure 22 percent is all you owe." Ana Pascal:"Well I won't be paying, no matter the percentage Mr. Crick." Harold Crick:"No I know, but the percent determines how big your cell is."
Harold Crick:"Actually it should only take the day to make sure 22 percent is all you owe."
Ana Pascal:"Well I won't be paying, no matter the percentage Mr. Crick."
Harold Crick:"No I know, but the percent determines how big your cell is."
Ana Pascal:"Well I won't be paying, no matter the percentage Mr. Crick."
Harold Crick:"No I know, but the percent determines how big your cell is."
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"Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?" Harold Crick:"I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent." Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Well that sounds like a comedy."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?"
Harold Crick:"I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Well that sounds like a comedy."
Harold Crick:"I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Well that sounds like a comedy."
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"Harold suddenly found himself, beleaguered and exasperated, outside the bakery." Harold Crick:"Shut up!" Kay Eiffel:"Cursing the heavens in futility." Harold Crick:"No I'm not! I'm cursing you! You stupid voice! So shutup and leave me alone!"
Kay Eiffel:"Harold suddenly found himself, beleaguered and exasperated, outside the bakery."
Harold Crick:"Shut up!"
Kay Eiffel:"Cursing the heavens in futility."
Harold Crick:"No I'm not! I'm cursing you! You stupid voice! So shutup and leave me alone!"
Harold Crick:"Shut up!"
Kay Eiffel:"Cursing the heavens in futility."
Harold Crick:"No I'm not! I'm cursing you! You stupid voice! So shutup and leave me alone!"
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"Little did he know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death." Harold Crick:"What? What? Hey! Hello?! What?! Why?! Why my death?! Hello?! Excuse me?! When?! How imminent?!"
Kay Eiffel:"Little did he know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death."
Harold Crick:"What? What? Hey! Hello?! What?! Why?! Why my death?! Hello?! Excuse me?! When?! How imminent?!"
Harold Crick:"What? What? Hey! Hello?! What?! Why?! Why my death?! Hello?! Excuse me?! When?! How imminent?!"
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"Dave, I'm being followed." Dave:"How are you being followed, you're not moving."
Harold Crick:"Dave, I'm being followed."
Dave:"How are you being followed, you're not moving."
Dave:"How are you being followed, you're not moving."
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"I want you to come back friday." Harold Crick:"Ok." Dr. Jules Hilbert:"No, wait a minute. You could be dead by friday."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"I want you to come back friday."
Harold Crick:"Ok."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"No, wait a minute. You could be dead by friday."
Harold Crick:"Ok."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"No, wait a minute. You could be dead by friday."
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"I'm Penny, I'm Kay's assistant." Harold Crick:"Oh I'm Harold, her main character."
Penny Escher:"I'm Penny, I'm Kay's assistant."
Harold Crick:"Oh I'm Harold, her main character."
Harold Crick:"Oh I'm Harold, her main character."
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"I can't imagine anyone hating you Harold." Harold Crick:"Professor Hilbert, I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"I can't imagine anyone hating you Harold."
Harold Crick:"Professor Hilbert, I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me."
Harold Crick:"Professor Hilbert, I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me."
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"Married?" Harold Crick:"No." Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Ever?" Harold Crick:"Engaged to an auditor. She left me for an actuary."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Married?"
Harold Crick:"No."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Ever?"
Harold Crick:"Engaged to an auditor. She left me for an actuary."
Harold Crick:"No."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Ever?"
Harold Crick:"Engaged to an auditor. She left me for an actuary."
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"Dave, can I pose a somewhat abstract, purely hypothetical question?" Dave:"Sure." Harold Crick:"If you knew you were gonna die... possibly soon, what would you do?" Dave:"Well I don't know. Am I the richest man in the world?" Harold Crick:"No, you're you." Dave:"Do I have a superpower?" Harold Crick:"No, you're you." Dave:"I know I'm me, but do I have a superpower?" Harold Crick:"No, why would you have a superpower?" Dave:"I don't know, you said it was hypothetical." Harold Crick:"Fine, yes, you're really good at math." Dave:"That's not a power, that's a skill." Harold Crick:"Okay, you're good at math and you're invisible. And you know you're gonna die." Dave:"Okay, okay. That's easy, I'd go to space camp."
Harold Crick:"Dave, can I pose a somewhat abstract, purely hypothetical question?"
Dave:"Sure."
Harold Crick:"If you knew you were gonna die... possibly soon, what would you do?"
Dave:"Well I don't know. Am I the richest man in the world?"
Harold Crick:"No, you're you."
Dave:"Do I have a superpower?"
Harold Crick:"No, you're you."
Dave:"I know I'm me, but do I have a superpower?"
Harold Crick:"No, why would you have a superpower?"
Dave:"I don't know, you said it was hypothetical."
Harold Crick:"Fine, yes, you're really good at math."
Dave:"That's not a power, that's a skill."
Harold Crick:"Okay, you're good at math and you're invisible. And you know you're gonna die."
Dave:"Okay, okay. That's easy, I'd go to space camp."
Dave:"Sure."
Harold Crick:"If you knew you were gonna die... possibly soon, what would you do?"
Dave:"Well I don't know. Am I the richest man in the world?"
Harold Crick:"No, you're you."
Dave:"Do I have a superpower?"
Harold Crick:"No, you're you."
Dave:"I know I'm me, but do I have a superpower?"
Harold Crick:"No, why would you have a superpower?"
Dave:"I don't know, you said it was hypothetical."
Harold Crick:"Fine, yes, you're really good at math."
Dave:"That's not a power, that's a skill."
Harold Crick:"Okay, you're good at math and you're invisible. And you know you're gonna die."
Dave:"Okay, okay. That's easy, I'd go to space camp."
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"I'm afraid what your describing is Schizophrenia." Harold Crick:"No. No it's not Schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head."
Dr. Mittag-Leffler:"I'm afraid what your describing is Schizophrenia."
Harold Crick:"No. No it's not Schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head."
Harold Crick:"No. No it's not Schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head."
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"Harold nervously made small talk." Harold Crick:"You have very straight teeth." Kay Eiffel:"Very small talk."
Kay Eiffel:"Harold nervously made small talk."
Harold Crick:"You have very straight teeth."
Kay Eiffel:"Very small talk."
Harold Crick:"You have very straight teeth."
Kay Eiffel:"Very small talk."
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"Big flag burning to get to?" Ana Pascal:"Actually it's my weekly evil conspiracy and needle point group. Want to come?" Harold Crick:"I left my thimbles and Socialist reading material at home."
Harold Crick:"Big flag burning to get to?"
Ana Pascal:"Actually it's my weekly evil conspiracy and needle point group. Want to come?"
Harold Crick:"I left my thimbles and Socialist reading material at home."
Ana Pascal:"Actually it's my weekly evil conspiracy and needle point group. Want to come?"
Harold Crick:"I left my thimbles and Socialist reading material at home."
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"This may sound like gibberish to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy."
Harold Crick:"This may sound like gibberish to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy."
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"Isn't there some very clear and established rule about fraternization?" Harold Crick:"Auditor/Auditee protocol?" Ana Pascal:"Yeah." Harold Crick:"Yeah, but I don't care." Ana Pascal:"Why?" Harold Crick:"Because I want you."
Ana Pascal:"Isn't there some very clear and established rule about fraternization?"
Harold Crick:"Auditor/Auditee protocol?"
Ana Pascal:"Yeah."
Harold Crick:"Yeah, but I don't care."
Ana Pascal:"Why?"
Harold Crick:"Because I want you."
Harold Crick:"Auditor/Auditee protocol?"
Ana Pascal:"Yeah."
Harold Crick:"Yeah, but I don't care."
Ana Pascal:"Why?"
Harold Crick:"Because I want you."
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Sound clips from The Lego Movie (2014)
"Would you cancel my 2 o'clock? This next meeting could run a little bit deadly."
President Business: "Would you cancel my 2 o'clock? This next meeting could run a little bit deadly."
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"Oh wow. That was a great, inspiring legend, that you made up."
President Business: "Oh wow. That was a great, inspiring legend, that you made up."
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"Hi, I'm President Business. President of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week. That's the day every rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day everybody!"
President Business: "Hi, I'm President Business. President of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week. That's the day every rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day everybody!"
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